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[-] zbyte64@awful.systems 83 points 1 year ago

Not for men? If they could figure out how to sell them discretely at his rallies they would be the largest market!

[-] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Yeah, stick 'em where the sun don't shine.

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I don't think the dark side of the moon is interested...

[-] PetteriSkaffari@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Also, you'd have to move them across the surface on a monthly basis.

[-] Krejall@ttrpg.network 55 points 1 year ago

Come on, this isn't real. Sound out that name 'Mike Oxmall'. Even Moe Sizlak might not fall for this one.

[-] arality@programming.dev 11 points 1 year ago

TIL Moe is probably smarter than I am.

[-] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Looks like this has been floating around for a few years too

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/mike-oxmall-trump-dildos/

[-] Threeme2189@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

I literally had to say it out loud before I understood 😂

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 47 points 1 year ago

Not for men? I'm gonna buy one and shove it right up my ass. Try to stop me.

[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 34 points 1 year ago

This is what “be gay, do crimes” was coined for

[-] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

Damn should I stop throwing bricks at cop cars then?

[-] JovialMicrobial@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Throw some trump dildos at the police. They'll stop what they're doing and fight each other over them, giving their victims time to escape.

[-] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Damn, I wish I was this smart. Notes that that cops well fight over Trump dildos like zombies to a beeping grenade

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Nah, better do a couple more. Just in case.

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 6 points 1 year ago

You should steal one instead.

[-] raoul@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 year ago

With the quality of this shit, the head will detach...

[-] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago

Absolutely not weird

[-] frezik@midwest.social 22 points 1 year ago

These may represent the first time that Trump, or a likeness of Trump, gave sexual pleasure to another human being.

[-] Womdat10 2 points 1 year ago

While this is obviously fake, I saw some Trump butt plugs going around at one point.

[-] Persen@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Yep, when he fucked the US and by extension most of the world.

[-] JimmyBigSausage@lemm.ee 19 points 1 year ago
[-] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Rating: False

A trump store did not sell dildos like this.

[-] Alph4d0g@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 year ago
[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Okay, I'm gay as hell but I don't get this. Something about the pronunciation but....???

"mi k[e]ox mall" is the best that I see, and that's... D- at best.

[-] tomkatt@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Something about the pronunciation but…???

Mike Oxmall is a homophone for "my cock's small"

[-] snooggums@midwest.social 2 points 1 year ago

Lol, you said homo.

[-] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 2 points 1 year ago

Okay, but if the person who took that picture is a staunch Trump opponent, why did she make a 3D model of a dildo shaped like his head, and more to the point, why did she print so many

[-] Makhno@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

It's a meme... fake name and all. Yall as dumb as the the trumpers lol

[-] rowdyrockets@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

I didn’t realize we were in the “very real and true political stories” community. It’s a joke not a Trump Dildo…. Don’t take it so hard.

[-] SonOfMothman@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

A meme in a meme community you say? Wild…

[-] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Exactly what trump supporters need. Maybe, finally, this will help them understand how much trump is fucking them

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Those look fdm-printed.

You do not want to use them as a sex toy- besides the layer’s micrograms housing bacteria that cannot be sterilized, it’s likely to snap off into sharp bits.

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

It's time to start a betting pool against the headline "Trump supporter admitted to ER with shattered effigy of convicted felon lodged in the neck of her womb"

[-] auzy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

It would make sense that this sex toy injures the user

[-] OwlPaste@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Damn NOT for men... my weekend plans are ruined 🥲

[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 13 points 1 year ago
[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They look so cheap too, like the head would peel off after two pumps

[-] Kiernian@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Skibidi.

Toilet.

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

sigh

Internet . . . can you not, right now?

[-] Persen@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Does anyone have the link to the original facebook page (I know it's a parody, I don't want to buy this)?

[-] Harvey656@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

You know, bad silicone or basically any impurities in these can be hazardous to one's health. Quick, someone buy me one and I'll tell you if it's made woth poor quality materials.

[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

someone took the work of designing these and place a order with multiple bright colors 😂

[-] JovialMicrobial@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

It could be artists side project.

Doing a clay sculpture at home, doing a negative cast in plaster, and then the positive one in silicone wouldn't be that difficult for something that size.

If the negative plaster cast holds up you could get multiple silicone dildos out of it. (The clay original is destroyed in the process)

this post was submitted on 17 Aug 2024
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