most apples are bad cops.
Lawsuit incoming from Golden Delicious PD
a test for the fans in watching a whole match
I'd fail that test SO hard! A single match takes up to five days with 6 hours of play each day!
That's two and a half times as long as the LOTR extended edition, for ONE match of inbred baseball!
Too difficult to pronounce. Let's just call it Pississippi. There's too many M states and only one P state anyway 🤷
cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/19359464
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Pints and asses? 🤨
I know about Twenty20 and, while nowhere near as bad as Test Cricket, it's still basically bizarre baseball for damaged people pining for the "good" old days of more blatant British imperialism 😉
Btw, who the fuck calls the absolute pinnacle of excellence in their sport "test"? Ffs! 😄
Lesbian friends are eternal
Isn't that the new My Little Pony movie?
Cricket is a sport
Is it, though? Really?
Just kidding, I know cricket is a sport. Somehow simultaneously boring and nonsensical, but a sport nonetheless 🤷
Fun fact: Neymar is an anomaly, not the norm. Pretending otherwise is just prejudice stemming from cherry picking and/or ignorance.
Almost exclusively billionaires, hectomillionaires, and their corporations.
I know you were being rhetorical, but just in case anyone wasn't aware 😉
Can we uplift quality journalism that is also not filled with bought and paid for journalists and media.
Sure. A good start for you would be to not rag on Common Dreams, one of the best independent outlets, for calling out those that ARE bought and paid for.
The complaints about the media sound like boomer ramblings
Or, you know, journalists with integrity holding corporate shills masquerading as journalists accountable..
I seem to hear it most often from millennials
Because we're the first generation to become adults in a world where there are completely viable alternatives readily available, such as Common Dreams. Also, did you mean "millennials" or Gen Z? Maybe both? Because if anything, Gen Z is MORE critical of the billionaire-owned media than we are.
Sincerely, elder millennial, 41.
Like, who the fuck else you relying on to know what's going on in the world
More reliable sources, such as Common Dreams, The Nation, The Intercept, sometimes The Guardian (though how reliable they are varies subject by subject)
Or, even worse: "dinosaurs aren't real, the Bible would have mentioned them"
The "cheering while holding a full bowl of extra light chips over your head with one hand" one seems especially ill advised 😆
To those not familiar with the hilarious Fern Brady: there's probably absolutely miniscule overlap between people who like her style of comedy and those who like hacks like Iglesias and Dunham.
No clue about Gilmore Girls fandom overlap, though.
That's like saying "oh, you like gummy bears? I bet you also like pasta carbonara!" 😄
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/15020949
The Force should be plural
Not really, no. Even though feudalism doesn't consider greed and resource hoarding inherently virtuous like capitalism does, both are at their core about the few rich and powerful exploiting and abusing the many poor and powerless through ownership of the necessities for life and a greater capacity for violence.