weirdly I'm still a Linux administrator but with way more fun services to maintain.

Huh, I now get paid to waste time staring at the internet. Neat, I guess?

RN = Refreshments and Narcotics

'office/M365 tutor for geriatrics'

Compared to actual title

"Director of Information Systems"

Every day makes me understand Marvin from HHGTTG more and more.

Greeeeat, now I'm jerking off someone for money.

Jokes aside, writing is the predominant single activity I engage in that's in the spirit of the question, and I've made some money doing it here and there. But it was never my job.

Director of building Magic the Gathering commander decks but not actually playing them

Professional slanderer of programming languages.

I've spent more time than I care to admit

You guys have time for other things? I do my job and can fill my day with that. I sometimes have to stand my ground to make other people understand that no, I cannot do this additional tasks everyday, I don't have the time for that.

95% of the time it is busy. The other 5% I use to catch up with the stuff I have no time for when it is busy.

Professional Cat Petter! 😻

Professional YouTube Watcher or Professional Hobbyist Language Learner.

Professional manual analysis of herbal terpinoid content (ignition-form expert).

Guitarist/cross stitcher, with a side job as a professional TV watcher lol

I'm a professional social media browser.

I think I'd actually kill myself.

Linux admin 😌

I basically do farming at the level of a second job, so I suppose it would be that even though I don't do it commercially (yet).

There was this Russian developer who got jailed for something a couple years back. I've looked up his website and it was a giant field of mines. Up to the challenge, I've proceeded for weeks to try to clear it during work hours. Finally managed and all I got was something akin to a laugh.wav as a reward.

Guess I'm a minesweeper.

Sleeping

Power point archivist and people tracker downer!

Human Lemming

Sysadmin cosplayer or Barista.

~~I really don't want to play Arma professionally~~ I misunderstood the question

Please refer to me as Total War XMunk in the future. I shall reign terror upon this land.

Well, either that or I'm now a professional pilgrim... gosh, I wish you could get paid for just walking a lot.

I'm a professional drinker.

Is this specifically things we do during work hours more than our actual job? Or what we choose to do with our free time?

Cause if it's slacking off at work, sadly, I am probably now a professional Solitaire player. If it's in my free time... Well, my ADHD keeps me hopping from activity to activity so often let's just call it "Special Projects Manager"...

Either a Game Developer or a Writer. If only...

Professional Guinea pig Petter

Linux Sysadmin. Funnily enough, that's the career I'm in after procrastinating a lot during my ecology studies.

Current Job title: programmer

Effective job title: Sysadmin.

Pro golfer or sword fighter. Can't complain

One thing I spend some time on is building out my Lego city.

Professional click hero

Professional Kingdom of Loathing player, I guess! I may spend more time on other things, but other than biological necessities, KoL is the only thing I do every day no matter where I am 😁

Tracing shapes & cutting them out.

It's like 20% sewing, the other 80% being planning, geometry, resource management, tracing, and cutting.

And I often discover that I'm still bad at math! Pain. 🫠

I'm a pro TTRPG think-abouter... Or a pro Pathfinder prepper.

Well, I would be a comic book creator... With video game screenshots.