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[-] outer_spec 136 points 1 year ago

Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?

[-] fossilesque@mander.xyz 62 points 1 year ago

Straight into my piña colada

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Doesn't it get old that you're always getting caught in the rain when drinking those?

[-] Pantrygheist@programming.dev 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Oh no, maybe they were carried by a bird? (Apologies, I don't remember the exact line)

[-] Captain_Buddha@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Suppose they grasped it by the husk?

[-] pdxfed@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

It's not a matter of where it grips it, it's a matter of weight ratios.

[-] SacralPlexus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

A 5 ounce bird can not carry a one pound coconut.

[-] tiotok@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Came here for this reply.

[-] jellyhuemul@feddit.cl 95 points 1 year ago

and carried by swallows ofc

[-] Devdogg@lemmy.ml 55 points 1 year ago

African or European swallows?

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

I don’t know. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagg!

[-] marcos@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Polynesian swallows, obviously.

[-] jellyhuemul@feddit.cl 10 points 1 year ago
[-] swab148@startrek.website 12 points 1 year ago

But of course, African swallows are non-migratory...

[-] NoIWontPickAName@kbin.earth 24 points 1 year ago
[-] modifier@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 year ago

I sensed the joke from a few instances over.

[-] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 13 points 1 year ago

Or gorillas with coconut-based weaponry that fires in spurts

[-] Not_mikey@slrpnk.net 70 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

According to wikipedia this is the less likely and imo less interesting explanation. They did find coconuts that are genetically distinct from the ones the Spanish brought over from the Philippines, but those ones are more distantly related to the ones in polynesia so they probably didn't float over. Instead they are more likely evidence of pre-columbian contact of Polynesians with south and central America, along with sweet potatoes originating in South America but being present in polynesia and SEA prior to columbus.

So this would boot Columbus off the podium in people who discovered America.

  1. Bering strait people / native American ancestors

  2. Polynesian people

  3. Vikings, Leif Erickson

  4. Columbus

[-] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 20 points 1 year ago

I personally like the "literally everyone else got their first" theory as a joke that suggests that Mansa Musa's predecessor and the Ming Dynasty treasure fleets also happened to get there, granted with Mansa Musa's predecessor making a one way trip and with the treasure fleets not actually having realized they'd hit a distinct landmass.

[-] No_Change_Just_Money@feddit.de 13 points 1 year ago

Your point is valid, but less funny and will therefore be ignored

(Thank you for fact checking)

[-] emergencyfood@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

If I remember correctly, the Polynesians went there from South America, not the other way around.

[-] Taniwha420@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

IRC the genetics don't support that. It looks more like Polynesians originate from the area around Taiwan, sharing DNA with the indigenous Taiwanese. Again IRC there are some South American genes present in the Easter Island or Tahiti area, which seem to have been introduced pre-European contact. It's tricky to tell though because there has been so much sharing of genetics since then. It looks like maybe some Polynesians went to South America one or a few times and returned.

[-] emergencyfood@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

But Taiwan to Polynesia is upcurrent, while South America to Polynesia is downcurrent. How would you go thousands of kilometers against the current without modern technology?

[-] marcos@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Is there a consensus already over the relative position of #1 and #2 of your list?

[-] Not_mikey@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 year ago

1 and 2 I think have pretty good consensus. The Bering land bridge opened about 10,000 years ago while the Polynesians didn't reach Hawaii until 900 ad, so if they got to South America it was probably after that. There is some speculation that some separate group of people crossed over even before them since evidence shows that the south American coast became populated very quickly after the Bering bridge opened. Like they got to South America before they got to the interior of north America. That could be because the Rockies are large and without the fish that those people were probably eating, or it could be that some very early people, millennium before the Polynesians domesticated coconuts, made the crossing. That theory of very far in the realm of speculation but it's a fun theory.

[-] LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 40 points 1 year ago

Coconuts were introduced to the Caribbean region by humans. They didn’t just float there.

[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 19 points 1 year ago

Great, now I don't know what to believe

[-] black_mouflon@beehaw.org 16 points 1 year ago

They were actually carried by birds. See this documentary. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4_9kDO3q0w&t=44 /s

[-] Chuymatt@beehaw.org 7 points 1 year ago

No need to click, folks. You know what it is.

[-] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

You always believe the latest thing presented to you, no matter how ridiculous. It was obviously the very same time travelers who masquerade as pyramid building aliens, whom are also responsible for Winnipeg, the Harlem shake, and the noble platypus. Getting all willy nilly with the coconuts, fuckin degens.

[-] macrocephalic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Just on statistics, it seems unlikely that in the period of time that coconuts have been floating around that they would only have made it there about the same time as explorers. Surely if they could make it there floating then they would have much earlier.

[-] AstridWipenaugh@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This is nonsense. Coconuts were spread by humans.

Such an origin indicates that the coconuts were not introduced naturally, such as by sea currents. The researchers concluded that it was brought by early Austronesian sailors to the Americas from at least 2,250 BP, and may be proof of pre-Columbian contact between Austronesian cultures and South American cultures.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coconut

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Git outta here wit yer wet blanket of historical accuracy! 😛

[-] NounsAndWords@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?"

[-] essell@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

How many coconuts sacrificed their lives to achieve colonising the new lands?

Its a level of reproductive attrition rivalling a teenage boy's bedroom sock

[-] halloween_spookster@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

If they came from Asia to the Caribbean via the Pacific, how did they traverse North America? If they came via the Atlantic, how did they traverse Europe, the Mediterranean, or Africa?

[-] blackbrook@mander.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

They were carried by knights who didn't have horses.

[-] nBodyProblem@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

The Panama Canal, obviously

[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

"Where's the fucking soil."

[-] errer@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

500 years seems quite short if it happened naturally

[-] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

No one considers the coconut anymore 😔

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