I guess it's more: "we only want men"

That sounds a bit gay NGL.

I used to work in the trades. I was surrounded by straight-acting men. There's nothing more gay than a group of straight-acting men.

Unfortunately it's the creepy, repressed kind of gay that would make a tolerate person's skin crawl.

I feel awful for their wives and children.

Real manly men only think about other manly men.

They begrudgingly accept they exist, but they're working on at least removing all their rights.

Free beer (men only) sounds pretty gay

they have no interest in women.

wink.

That's like free beer for your dog or kitchen stove. Here in Idaho, we try not to anthropomorphize our property.

Women can't be gay, so pride month is only about men and people who used to be men. /s

It's clearly a bicep.

with an AR-15 semi-automatic rifle as a prize

Geeeeeee, I wonder why gun crimes are so rampant in 'Murica compared to ~anywhere else in the world. I really have no idea! I hope someone figures this out eventually!

Do these people not realize they're caricatures? That people are laughing at them?

How can someone have so little self awareness

I dont know, free beer and a flat earth exposé could be pretty entertaining.

Not gonna lie, while all that shit is insane, they're being pretty clever with their promotions. The best you'd get from most bars is a karaoke night or discount prime rib night.

Damn straight.

Damn, sounds like that place has hit a critical mass of fact-averse regressive stupidity!

SURELY some of the flavors of fascist and libertarian wackos must feel deeply embarrassed to be associated with the others. Unless of course they're no longer capable of the tiny amount of self awareness embarrassment requires..

You have to make out with the bartender for 5 minutes and then they check to see whether you've gotten a boner or not.

You have to stare at the bar tender's gaping arsehole for 30 seconds without getting an erection. It's the only way to be sure.

The bartender sucks your dick and if you don't cum then you get a free beer.

100%

I don't care about the "cause" but I'm game for free beer.

Straight men in a bar getting increasingly plastered, doing country music karaoke about how their bitch wives left them, pontificating on the superiority of Western Civilization and historical Greek culture, staring into each others eyes lovingly while slapping one another's nuts and shouting "No homo", and then heading off to the bath house together to sober up.

They jerk you off at the entrance. If you look like you're not enjoying it, you're in. It's watertight 👌

They've got a gaydar... doesn't work very well though

I'm actually really happy for them that they've never been persecuted for their sexual orientation!