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Idaho bar celebrates "Heterosexual Awesomeness Month" with free beer for straight men

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[-] PrincessLeiasCat@sh.itjust.works 63 points 1 year ago

Do they know that there are also straight women, or have they just not been shown any interest from them?

[-] Rozauhtuno 47 points 1 year ago

Real manly men only think about other manly men.

[-] makyo@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

But only in a completely hetero way wink wink nudge nudge

[-] Carighan@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

They begrudgingly accept they exist, but they're working on at least removing all their rights.

[-] Jank@literature.cafe 11 points 1 year ago

That's like free beer for your dog or kitchen stove. Here in Idaho, we try not to anthropomorphize our property.

[-] ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

they have no interest in women.

wink.

[-] elliot_crane@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

If those women aren’t showing these chads the attention they deserve for being absolute kings among the peasants, then the women must be gay. It’s the only logical answer. /s

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