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[-] QuarterSwede@lemmy.world 113 points 6 months ago

One commenter on X, who said their partner was on the Delta flight, reported that it “smelled horrible” and that vanilla-scented disinfectant used to mask the odor “only made it smell like vanilla s---.”

Hahahahhaha.

[-] Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world 55 points 6 months ago

INCREDIBLE stench if someone on a neighboring DELTA flight could smell the dog shit on this UNITED flight

[-] fizix@lemmy.world 18 points 6 months ago

They were relating in the article about another similar event on a Delta flight that had to divert for a human passenger's diarrhea.

[-] archomrade@midwest.social 3 points 6 months ago

Maybe it's just because I clean up dog poop everyday but human diarrhea is so much worse

[-] huginn@feddit.it 2 points 6 months ago

Yeah even with code shares I don't think Delta and United are ever the same carrier. Maybe?

Seems unlikely though. Sky West and smaller carriers don't usually share flights between multiple big carriers afaik.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 20 points 6 months ago

It must have been a truly … profound…. Smell if they weren’t able to clean it up after 2 hours and had to divert.

[-] Tanoh@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago

Diverting is really expensive for the airlines, so you know they only do it if there is no other way. So it can't just have been a bit of a bad smell...

[-] jeffw@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Maybe there’s a formula, like cost per puke * pukers and when that exceeds the divert cost, they just go for it

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Someone's seen Fight Club 😁

which airline do you work for?

a major one

dog softly growls

[-] Bocky@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

There was a really rich person pulling strings

[-] XTL@sopuli.xyz 5 points 6 months ago

I can't fathom the thinking of people who believe that adding more smell will make a bad smell better.

[-] toofpic@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

Some smells mask smell of shit better. There's even an old-school method of lighting and putting out the match after you did number 2: sulfur smoke kills the shittiness of ahit smell somehow

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 75 points 6 months ago

Betcha that if it happened in coach they would've kept going.

[-] CouncilOfFriends@slrpnk.net 34 points 6 months ago

With a PA message that there is a free meal in the aisle for whoever wants it

[-] HWK_290@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Chicken or fish? Or poop?

[-] TerkErJerbs@lemm.ee 31 points 6 months ago

Fuckin Boeing at it again.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

Probably not. With the build quality of Boeing planes, the floor would probably have collapsed under the weight of the turd 😉

[-] 0x2d@lemmy.ml 31 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

boeing

wtf i love this dog now

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 30 points 6 months ago

If it had pooped in the coach aisle, they would have just stayed in the air.

[-] Chainweasel@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

If it happened in coach they would have turned the heat up so people could smell it better.

[-] harrybo93@lemmy.world 19 points 6 months ago

Oh ffs another Boeing headline—-

Oh, ok, oh that’s good. Good dog

[-] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago

Sounds like someone's poorly trained "service animal" that they brought on the plane without being crated. I think we've let loopholes like this exist long enough. Have a legitimate service animal you want to bring somewhere normal animals would not be allowed? Be prepared to show documentation certifying them as such. Have an emotional support animal? Fuck off. That's not a get out of consequences free pass.

[-] Carighan@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

The same hopefully goes for all humans to certify they are potty trained?

Have an emotional support animal? Fuck off. That’s not a get out of consequences free pass.

Unless this varies wildly by country, it's not. And the major reason for your downvotes would be that this is exactly how it works already. You need paperwork to be allowed a support animal on a plane.

[-] Chainweasel@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

This was in first class, it was almost certainly someone's purse dog that they let out of the crate and not a service animal.
Don't delegitimized service animals based on a whim or opinion.

[-] CluckN@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

lol people defending a rich person taking up an extra seat for an animal. I’d like to see anyone here have the same attitude when their 5 hour flight gets diverted.

[-] autumn_rain@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

That poor, poor dog!!... it sounds like something serious like pancreatitis.

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