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United Airlines Flight Forced to Divert After Dog Pooped in First Class Aisle (people.com)

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[-] QuarterSwede@lemmy.world 113 points 6 months ago

One commenter on X, who said their partner was on the Delta flight, reported that it “smelled horrible” and that vanilla-scented disinfectant used to mask the odor “only made it smell like vanilla s---.”

Hahahahhaha.

[-] Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world 55 points 6 months ago

INCREDIBLE stench if someone on a neighboring DELTA flight could smell the dog shit on this UNITED flight

[-] fizix@lemmy.world 18 points 6 months ago

They were relating in the article about another similar event on a Delta flight that had to divert for a human passenger's diarrhea.

[-] archomrade@midwest.social 3 points 6 months ago

Maybe it's just because I clean up dog poop everyday but human diarrhea is so much worse

[-] huginn@feddit.it 2 points 6 months ago

Yeah even with code shares I don't think Delta and United are ever the same carrier. Maybe?

Seems unlikely though. Sky West and smaller carriers don't usually share flights between multiple big carriers afaik.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 20 points 6 months ago

It must have been a truly … profound…. Smell if they weren’t able to clean it up after 2 hours and had to divert.

[-] Tanoh@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago

Diverting is really expensive for the airlines, so you know they only do it if there is no other way. So it can't just have been a bit of a bad smell...

[-] jeffw@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Maybe there’s a formula, like cost per puke * pukers and when that exceeds the divert cost, they just go for it

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Someone's seen Fight Club 😁

which airline do you work for?

a major one

dog softly growls

[-] Bocky@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

There was a really rich person pulling strings

[-] XTL@sopuli.xyz 5 points 6 months ago

I can't fathom the thinking of people who believe that adding more smell will make a bad smell better.

[-] toofpic@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

Some smells mask smell of shit better. There's even an old-school method of lighting and putting out the match after you did number 2: sulfur smoke kills the shittiness of ahit smell somehow

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