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The post Xitter web has spawned so many “esoteric” right wing freaks, but there’s no appropriate sneer-space for them. I’m talking redscare-ish, reality challenged “culture critics” who write about everything but understand nothing. I’m talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. They’re inescapable at this point, yet I don’t see them mocked (as much as they should be)

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[-] gerikson@awful.systems 5 points 1 day ago

I dunno who "Bentham's Bulldog" is, but they live up to their nick and I like the cut of their jib:

https://www.lesswrong.com/posts/2ew3chEabxf8YySR5/functional-decision-theory-not-even-wrong-also-wrong

The community is reduced to downvoting, sputtering, and "the real influential philosophers ~~live in Canada~~ are working in industry, not academia":

https://www.lesswrong.com/posts/2ew3chEabxf8YySR5/functional-decision-theory-not-even-wrong-also-wrong?commentId=4CcLDXFkGWGEsgGuu

[-] Architeuthis@awful.systems 6 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Oh no: The Epstein Hysteria

tl;dr: ephebophilia actually, just another criminal case nothing to see here, won't someone think of the non-offending pedophiles and the privacy of the people in the emails, especially those who even though they come off as obvious creeps who consorted with a known sex trafficker have not yet been found legally liable.

Somehow doesn't mention the sitting president of the USA even once.

[-] gerikson@awful.systems 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Consider me well and truly milkshake-ducked now

phew, the comments on the slobstack...

https://benthams.substack.com/p/the-epstein-hysteria/comment/219672502

edit I guess this is also an example of "Rationalist Brain" - reflexively contrarian, overly literal interpretations of wordings, the defense of one venerable old white man over multiple anonymous female victims, etc. You can have principled views on how Epstein was treated when he was alive and how his case has been handled after he died, but you can also choose the keep those views to yourself, or publish them on your substack for all to point and mock.

[-] jh29a 5 points 15 hours ago

All this "Omnicient evil demon reads your source code" stuff really feels like Turing would have a thing or two to say about it. (Since one needs to have some even worse bends in logic to believe FDT, as Bulldog states it, is good, it's kinda moot here.)

[-] scruiser@awful.systems 6 points 13 hours ago

The whole algorithm predicting your algorithm thing feels like it is basically asking for/claiming the existence of a solution to the halting problem? But yeah, moot point, because the FDT stuff doesn't get as far as ever talking about how to compute an answer and always treats the magic hyper computation as a given.

[-] corbin@awful.systems 9 points 19 hours ago

This self-own from the comments is amazing:

Suppose you are a selfish CDT agent, and I am considering whether to hire you to clean my house. Once you're inside my house, you might steal my stuff instead of cleaning my house. Suppose that California Labour Laws require that I pay you up-front and I know I have no chance of getting my money or stuff back.
Say your preference order is "Steal" > "Do the job" > "Don't get hired".

This is a racist dog-whistle which attacks ESL housekeepers; this sort of meme's frustratingly common on the West Coast.

[-] YourNetworkIsHaunted@awful.systems 5 points 10 hours ago

It's also fascinating because I thought the OP was pretty clear that there's a difference between decision theory and "desirable dispositions" which I interpret as covering the kind of counterfactual preferences indicated here. Actually there's an even more fundamental issue with this as a decision theory problem which is that it misidentifies who is actually making a decision. Changing the applicant's decision theory (while leaving their preference for thievery intact) doesn't matter to the person actually deciding here.

Don't get me wrong, it's also a wildly racist example to put forward, it's just also a bad example and where there is an argument it's addressed in the OP.

[-] lurker@awful.systems 6 points 19 hours ago

They also made the “Yudkowsky is frequently, confidently, egregiously wrong” post

[-] TrashGoblin@awful.systems 7 points 21 hours ago

He also argues somewhere for strong longtermism, so I'd say there's something significantly wrong with his jib somewhere, even if he's right about decision theory and contrarianism.

[-] Soyweiser@awful.systems 5 points 20 hours ago

And FDT asks: what action would my algorithm outputting make me expect to be the richest if it was settled at the start of time?

[-] scruiser@awful.systems 6 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Well you see, the acausalrobotgod actually hates dealing with assholes tying themselves in knots trying to predict its predictions, so actually you really are better off with CDT if you don't want to get 3^^^3 dust specks in your eyes for all eternity.

More seriously, once you start positing beings that can perfectly predict you and reward/punish various decision theories you can basically rationalize any decision theory.

[-] Architeuthis@awful.systems 10 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

FDT is a largely half-assed^1^ attempt at working backwards from "the timeless multidimensional robot god can't blackmail me from the future if I've already made up my mind about stuff, very strongly like" into something more formalistic so Yud can pretend to address roko's basilisk without acknowledging it.

I think there's also some "here's how two robot gods who can perfectly emulate each other might work things out" sprinkled in, but worse than it sounds.

  1. They never got back to the peer reviewers
[-] scruiser@awful.systems 6 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

here’s how two robot gods who can perfectly emulate each other might work things out

Just gotta solve the halting problem, no biggie for a superintelligence or Eliezer.

[-] Soyweiser@awful.systems 4 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

he can pretend to address roko’s basilisk without acknowledging it.

Fun how hard they have to work to show both that it is not a thing that is taken seriously and it is a risk. And how much easier it is when you go 'yeah, that is silly, high intelligence isn't magic'. Of course the latter stance also means there is no AI god who will resurrect the dead.

[-] Architeuthis@awful.systems 12 points 1 day ago

I dunno who “Bentham’s Bulldog”

He's the shrimp welfare guy who thinks he can prove god.

[-] Soyweiser@awful.systems 10 points 21 hours ago
[-] Architeuthis@awful.systems 9 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

I mean as far as I can tell he's one of the least objectionable prominent rationalists, if only because his main thing is pushing an extreme position wrt animal consciousness instead of being a eugenics and incelism dabbler.

edit: Nevermind... The Epstein Hysteria

[-] YourNetworkIsHaunted@awful.systems 5 points 10 hours ago

Yeah. For being a little strange I find the shrimp welfare stuff pretty unobjectionable. Like, he vastly overstates the magnitude of good done by those stunners because he does appear to be a shut-up-and-multiply bro, but I'm comfortable with the general notion that we should be nicer to shrimp and other animals we eat, even the ones that don't make good PETA glamour shots.

[-] Architeuthis@awful.systems 5 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

The shrimp stuff is objectionable insofar as the brain bug that makes you think that if you add up enough shrimp you get the moral entity equivalent of a person because consciousness stacks is the same as the one that makes stuff like longtermism palatable, and also for making the animal welfare movement at large seem unserious.

[-] aio@awful.systems 6 points 1 day ago

rationality is when i spend hours arguing on the internet about whether Omega could defeat Super Saiyan Goku

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