"Adultery is when you have sex with someone you are not married to." *(Bible's definition)

8yr old: "What is sex?"

Teacher: "Ask your parents."

Other 8 year old: "Is that what dad does with the babysitter?"

Teacher: "Ask your mom."

I haven't had a sound issue since I unplugged the speakers

That's a safety hazard... Which means the brake subscription plan isn't optional. It's mandatory. And you can only use the Mercedes authorized brake pads, as third party brakes would present a safety hazard and are thus illegal. Failure to remain on the Mercedes Safe Subscription package will result in the forfeiture of you vehicle.

Edit: put a brake on breaks

The true misconception is that there are scientific definitions and culinary definitions. No the culinary definitions don't fit their scientific category. They're not intended to.

You're providing a thought (and a bonus thought)

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This had made many people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams

I like to think the vendors resell them around their connections. Like this guy bought them at 5 gold each. He sells them to a distributor for 7 gold. The distributor sells them to cheese vendors and chefs for 10 gold.

And that's why you only get half the price when you resell your items.

For anyone unfamiliar, that's the Anarcho-capitalism flag. It's basically libertarianism, the biggest difference is that they call themselves anarcho-capitalist instead of libertarians. Maybe because the American libertarian party is bat-shit crazy, and I can see not wanting to be associated with that despite having similar beliefs.

That last one is dead. Very dead. Not edible. Leave it alone. Says on their medical record DNR (Do not ressessitate). Leave alone. Will die again. Tastes bad anyway. Won worst actor in drama class. Kept dying on stage. Is dead now. Best to leave them be. Can't eat dead snec. Tastes bad. Eat fresh smol-eye snec instead. This one is dead though. mhm.

Piglet couldn't censor the mirror.

A bounty has been placed. The lawyers have been made aware of your presence.

Headline 3 years from now: "Huffing Steam Deck vent fumes linked to increased risk of cancer" (Only when done habitually)

Ads: "Have you or a loved one huffed Steam Deck fumes? You may be entitled to compensation."

Valve: Goddamnit. You fucking addicts couldn't stop huffing the vents. WE FUCKING TOLD YOU! It's safe for normal usage. NORMAL usage. Not heroine addict levels of usage!

In my first CS class, the professor announced an extra credit project due at the end of the semester. It was to create a formatted terminal calendar given a year from user input. I finished it after learning about condition but before I learned about classes... or functions... or loops... or searching the internet... partially. I searched how leap years worked, but didn't bother to search for code (Stack Overflow didn't exist yet)

Anyway, long ass program with each month hard-coded with 7 possible calendars for each month depending on the first day of the week. Lots of copy and paste. Professor was speechless, but accepted it.