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Trump Claims He Can Overrule Constitution With Executive Order Because Of Little-Known ‘No One Will Stop Me’ Loophole (theonion.com)
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[-] Chozo@fedia.io 115 points 3 months ago

Why is The Onion publishing real news these days?

[-] potoo22@programming.dev 97 points 3 months ago

This was published in 2018. They publish prophecies.

[-] T156@lemmy.world 32 points 3 months ago

"No way to stop this, says only nation where this regularly happens." Is probably the most prophetic so far, since it gets redecorated and posted again every so often.

[-] jacksilver@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Can they start making happier prophecies then?

[-] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 29 points 3 months ago

Seems demonstrably true without satire.

[-] isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago

I so much wish this was satire.

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago

You know the Onion is cooking when you swallow it whole without even tasting it. This is the second one I fall for this week.

[-] Doctor_Satan@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

"I have an Article 2 where I have the right to do whatever I want as president." Satire is dead. Trump shot it in broad daylight and didn't lose a single vote.

[-] aeternum 9 points 3 months ago

/c/TechnicallyTheTruth

[-] NOT_RICK_SANCHEZ@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Surprisingly enough it’s working, idiocracy was a documentary folks.

[-] ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com 8 points 3 months ago

It's right in there with the clause where all the 2A fans claiming defence against out of control gov lay down and kiss ass if it's only against 'those' people.

[-] donald_brady@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

This is truth.

[-] anonproxy00@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago

I bit the oinion.

had, me for a sec. kinda true tho.

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