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[-] Chozo@fedia.io 115 points 1 day ago

Why is The Onion publishing real news these days?

[-] potoo22@programming.dev 97 points 1 day ago

This was published in 2018. They publish prophecies.

[-] T156@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago

"No way to stop this, says only nation where this regularly happens." Is probably the most prophetic so far, since it gets redecorated and posted again every so often.

[-] jacksilver@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Can they start making happier prophecies then?

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago

I so much wish this was satire.

[-] isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[-] Doctor_Satan@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

"I have an Article 2 where I have the right to do whatever I want as president." Satire is dead. Trump shot it in broad daylight and didn't lose a single vote.

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

You know the Onion is cooking when you swallow it whole without even tasting it. This is the second one I fall for this week.

[-] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago

Seems demonstrably true without satire.

[-] aeternum 9 points 1 day ago

/c/TechnicallyTheTruth

[-] NOT_RICK_SANCHEZ@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Surprisingly enough it’s working, idiocracy was a documentary folks.

[-] ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com 8 points 1 day ago

It's right in there with the clause where all the 2A fans claiming defence against out of control gov lay down and kiss ass if it's only against 'those' people.

[-] donald_brady@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

This is truth.

[-] anonproxy00@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

I bit the oinion.

had, me for a sec. kinda true tho.

this post was submitted on 21 Mar 2025
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