this is züri! they still are in use toda

„bethany bongiorno“ is the most made-up sounding name I‘ve ever heard

i thicc therefore i am

jokes on you i almost always use wireless 🕶️

wieso sieht der aus als wäre er am schmelzen?

saying people who don‘t have social media are arrogant (or worse, suspicious) is the most red flag you can get. there was literally a greentext about this recently and I remember thinking there‘s no way someone could be that ignorant and yet here we are

I‘m German, currently living in Switzerland and when I recently visited Germany I was appalled by the amount of unconditional support for Israel, for example a HUGE (maybe 10x10m?) israeli flag on the offices of the Grünen party and official posters calling for solidarity. I don‘t even think this is stemming from (however undifferentiated and misguided) historical considerations, rather than geopolitical considerations. Also on the subject of the article, I think that‘s a pretty apt and carefully done comparison.

you can‘t have peanuts in school?

hab heute nachtdienst :( beileidsbekundungen bitte in meine richtung

that‘s what really killed me, true anon shit to just turn back around in the end

quick reminder that muji uses slave labor from xinjiang

https://www.fastcompany.com/90635837/muji-is-a-beloved-japanese-housewares-brand-why-is-it-advertising-ties-to-forced-labor

pro tip: try frozen berries and add them the night before to infuse the oats with berry juice. which is also practical because you can mix all together the night before in a to go jar and in the morning you don‘t waste any time and can get right to slaving away for our feudal overlords