You know why Santa is so happy? Because he knows where all the bad girls live.
No way Santa might finally give me what I've been asking for the past 5 years
He already knows where ALL the naughty girls live but he has to go to the mall and take the goth baddies?!
I need them all to just......live in my house.
Google: How to attract a flock of goths?
Pretty sure it's a "murder" of goths.
A "seance" of goths!
Coven of goths
A Cobb of goths. Obviously... Smh
Build an empire that spans the Mediterranean and allow it to become increasingly corrupt over the course of centuries.
This poster Romans!
Be the goth girl you want to see in your house. That's my plan.
Google: How to attract a flock of goths?
Be Roman in Greece.
Become a goth girl. In my experience, that's the way to do it.
Goth Elves - New Kink Unlocked?
Called a Drow.
Pic for reference:

Hilariously I thought it was nuns at first glance
Homeboy about to sleigh some shit
Oh man if one of them farted in my direction I would ruin my santa pants.
I....

I just. Don't even know how to feel about this comment. The name... paired with it... along with the similar username...
Oh I didn't realise it WASN'T the individual with the username until you pointed it out. We've gotten used to strange things on lemmy
Might be an alt.
I am convinced about that it is
I guess you are a Satan's maggoty cum fart alt?
Santa is gonna be getting a piece of coal this Christmas ... and it will be worth it.
Santa, can I, 👉👈, see that specific naughty list, please?
Hey OP, can you use this link instead? https://imginn.com/p/DSD4mSUEqEf/
This way you can look without an insta account :)

Great site indeed 😂
Oh shit, I've never seen anything like that when I open it on Firefox with uBlock Origin:

Funnily enough, I spent like 5-7 mins before posting trying to get both imginn.com and imginn.io to pull up the reel, and they both said nope. I tried fiddling with uBlock Origin, but it didn't work, and both IronFox and Vanadium wouldn't load it. So I gave up and assumed they broke or smth.
I'll still edit the post with the imginn.com link though 👍
So... drows?
Ho, ho, ho. Ho.
This Santa has one extra.
(j/k)
Santa stole my present, he better run
Santa's got magical old man strength. He works with reindeer all day. He's probably super jacked. Look at the women he pulls.
I have super strength, I shoot lasers through my eyes and I can fly so yeah santa is in trouble.
So they are ‘cosplaying’ as goth hotties? I don't think much cosplaying is involved there.
Ok sorry to ask what I guess is obvious. I haven't been on in as couple of days and now everyone is talking about corn. Could someone please have mercy on me and explain it? Really sorry but I don't know how to get to the origin of these things. I just see little hints in post after post.
It is corn time. Squash is next, but we'll have to wait until the current corn excitement dies down.
I don't know anything about agriculture, but is this what they call crop rotation?
Of course. How silly of me.
It started as people wanting actual shitposts instead of political posts. Then it got traction like beans and jeans back in the day.
First it was Maga Jesus, then Maga Santa. What next? Maga Barbara Streisand?

Edit: Here’s a potentially alternative frontend for Instagram, but YMMV
i was gonna ask you for exactly this but you already posted it ^^
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