Imma be real with you, champ. If you're losing a fight with a duck it might be best you don't pass on those genes.

Moving our family out of that fetid rectum of a state was the best decision we ever made.

No guarantees. I know what I'm working with here, babe.

Conservatives truly are the most bitch-made motherfuckers in existence.

Conservatives hate anything that reminds them to be better humans, because they aren't.

How the hell are we ever supposed to take this country seriously again?

Yes. They missed the part where they specifically and repeatedly said they were going to do this. Because American voters evidently have the cognitive skills of a fucking sea sponge.

A good portion of the 2A fetishists in this country love jackbooted authoritarianism as long as it's aimed at the correct demographic.

They love the fantasy of being a plucky revolutionary, but in reality they are the ones helping the boot come down.

Conservative America wants to publicly bitch about petty non-existent grievances while demanding that they be taken seriously.

Canada, take care of your garbage.

What's happening in the US should be a cautionary tale for you.

Big mad at functioning countries who can hold criminals accountable.