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She's a keeper (sh.itjust.works)

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[-] scoobford@lemmy.zip 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

My brother in Christ, you do not realize how down bad the 20-something girls with daddy issues are.

My best friend hooked an old guy without custody of his kids. They're moving in together next week.

Edit: My point is that people like her exist and have their own preferences. Unfortunately the vast majority of men she goes out with are creeps. I'm going to support my friend, but I'm also doing a very in depth background check as soon as I learn his last name. The overwhelming majority of men interested in much younger women are creeps.

[-] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 3 points 12 hours ago

My best friend, now 45 once told me that i was the only guy she was ever attacked to her that is actually younger than her. I didn't really think anything about it, untill she told me that her first real boyfriend was 45 when she was 19. And her boyfriends only got older

[-] Allonzee@lemmy.world 8 points 21 hours ago

Hope they find happiness together!

[-] buttnugget@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

That is super gross.

[-] tal@lemmy.today 3 points 17 hours ago

There were certain expectations as to social norms and etiquette held by buttnugget@lemmy.world.

[-] Obnomus@lemmy.ml 1 points 16 hours ago

I'm a guy and Idk about this sweatpants things, pls someone give me some context.

[-] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 53 points 1 day ago

Well, at least the wife thinks highly of you.

[-] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 231 points 2 days ago

wife in a healthy relationship, looking at her sweatpantsed husband: heavy breathing Oh my!

[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 144 points 2 days ago

never underestimate the desire of some women for married man. I had a friend once tell me shw only dated married man because she knew he was good enough. No need to say the friendship didn't last long

[-] troyunrau@lemmy.ca 137 points 2 days ago

This is a real phenomenon. Men are more attractive when they're already in a relationship.

There are similar psychological effects that exist elsewhere. A job applicant is more attractive if they currently have a job. A scholarship application is more attractive if you list your existing scholarships. The effect is basically: someone else found you desirable, and therefore I must also.

The effect is so strong that it encourages people to fake it to gain the benefits.

[-] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 65 points 2 days ago

You're also more confident when you're not looking for anything tbh

[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 16 points 1 day ago

That's especially great with salary negotiations. When you've already got a stable job there is nothing to lose from aiming high.

[-] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

I can attest, got out of a long term relationship a while back and have had absolutely no interest in getting involved with anyone to any degree, and I have been getting way more attention than I’m used to. Having no interest, however, just leads to me awkwardly smiling, a moment of silence while they’re waiting for reciprocation, and then me saying, “Thanks. Well, you have yourself a good one!” and scurrying away to play Red Dead 2.

[-] LilB0kChoy@piefed.social 43 points 2 days ago

I must be ugly as sin. My wife and I have been married almost five years and I have yet to be in a situation where a woman is pursuing me and I can shout, “I don’t know you! You’re not my wife!” and run away.

[-] CatDogL0ver@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Exactly. Some people like things they can't have. The thrill, the risk.

Same reason why rich people steal stuff for the thrill.

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 42 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It’s like when children grab the toys of others. They don’t want to ~~play~~ ~~with~~ keep the toy, the fact of the toy being possessed is what makes the toy desirable. The grass is always married on the other side of the fence.

Edit: choice of wordS

[-] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 104 points 2 days ago

Me: "I'll do my best but you know how hard it is to resist this." Gestures at dad bod

Wife: "Oh, I'm well aware."

Me: 😘

Wife: 😏... 🍆👉👌

[-] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Narrator: And then they FUCKED!

[-] UnhingedFridge@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

This man wifes

[-] Darth_Lemmy@lemmy.zip 24 points 2 days ago

spicy

[-] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 108 points 2 days ago

In a sense of understanding the wife's perspective, proximity is just as important as the other major factors that affect how likely a relationship is to begin. There was a cool study of college students who lived in an apartment style building that showed you were most likely to begin a relationship with the person who had a door immediately next to yours. The only exception to that was for the person who had a door immediately next to the mailboxes. Proximity matters because it lets another person see you enough to form opinions based on a lot of interactions, and we all know someone who 'shines' despite their physical looks.

Plot twist: new neighbor was wearing a shirt that read, "I <3 dad bods," and was already flirting (asking for help moving boxes /eyeroll) with the guy in sweatpants.

[-] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 78 points 2 days ago

Really sad that so many people are closed-minded about relationships with mailboxes.

[-] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 37 points 2 days ago

You wouldn't believe how many people go postal once they see my tramp stamp.

[-] WagnasT@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago

Yeah, some people think there should only be relationships between mailboxes and femailboxes.

[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

asking for help moving boxes /eyeroll

Just as an aside, I would do this regardless of my interest. If I’m moving and there’s someone watching, I’m going to try to enlist help. They can say no and I won’t be offended in any way, but I’ll give it a shot, because moving sucks and it’s faster with more hands. I won’t gush about how strong the movers are or anything, but I will offer them beer/pizza afterwards.

[-] Wolf314159@startrek.website 1 points 16 hours ago

I mean, come on. Being not too proud to ask for help, allowing someone else to feel useful and genuinely being appreciative of their help? That's pretty fucking hot to be honest. Maybe I'm a slut for being made to feel useful and appreciated.

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[-] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 7 points 1 day ago

Hey sweatpants can do some work. Are they grey?

Also 40s can be good-looking

And "fat" is pretty subjective; people with average bodytypes can be very successful with confidence

[-] buttnugget@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Don’t forget that in places like the UK and the US, average body types are quite fat.

[-] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 55 points 2 days ago

MY DUMB LUCK: does it anyway somehow

[-] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 48 points 2 days ago

ALSO MY DUMB LUCK: wife is into it

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 39 points 2 days ago

[-] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Isn't that her daughter? I tell you there is some porn that I'll never want to understand

[-] FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 71 points 2 days ago

That's her clone.

[-] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

Haven't watched that show much, I was thinking that was her daughter from another dimension. Far less lines being crossed there haha

[-] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

There is a Mad Max world version of Summer

[-] onslaught545@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 days ago

Well, they fucked each other a few times before the husband figured it out. This is the scene where he gives them his blessing, then they have a 3-way (off camera)

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[-] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago

We usually say to each other....don't bring home nasty STDs. Even though we both know....way to busy to fuck someone else.

[-] SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago

"You never told me not to!"

[-] boolean_sledgehammer@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

No guarantees. I know what I'm working with here, babe.

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