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[-] boolean_sledgehammer@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

Imma be real with you, champ. If you're losing a fight with a duck it might be best you don't pass on those genes.

*jeans

Missed opportunity.

[-] renrenPDX@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Bro did you just assume this was a duck sized duck? We clearly don’t have enough information from the post to eliminate the possibility this is a horse sized duck, which is quite terrifying.

[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Was it a horse-sized duck?

[-] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 36 points 4 days ago

Since he got his pants back, he is not actually hanging out anymore.

Hey, zipper could be down.

[-] Trollivier@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago

That's confidence.

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 3 days ago

I kinda wanna call him to learn more about the story.

[-] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 11 points 4 days ago

I wouldn't even bother. He's probably a bill collector.

[-] kureta@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 days ago

Does he collect duck bills? 🦆

[-] don@lemmy.ca 1 points 21 hours ago

Damn everyone in debt these days even the fuckin ducks

[-] ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 days ago

Based on this poster and the 1942 duckumentary Donald Duck Visits Lake Titicaca, I can safely assume that all ducks hate pants.

[-] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

I feel personally attacked

[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 3 points 4 days ago

If she doesn’t call him, he knows she’s not the right one

this post was submitted on 29 Jul 2025
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