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I just rule’d in my pants (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 1 day ago by BluJay320 to c/onehundredninetysix
[-] BluJay320 13 points 5 days ago

Always weird to see MAGAts on Lemmy…

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submitted 2 weeks ago by BluJay320 to c/196
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Addiction is a crule thing (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 1 month ago by BluJay320 to c/196
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Hear(ule) me out… (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 1 month ago by BluJay320 to c/196
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Ding Dong the Rule is Dead (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 1 month ago by BluJay320 to c/196
[-] BluJay320 192 points 1 month ago

Idgaf what anyone says, that mf is a hero

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Misinforuletion (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 2 months ago by BluJay320 to c/196
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Help (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 2 months ago by BluJay320 to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[-] BluJay320 171 points 2 months ago

“I’m voting for the party that doesn’t actively want to kill me”

“Pfft, classic shitlib take”

I’m tired, boss

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Full ride scholar(ule)ship (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 3 months ago by BluJay320 to c/196
[-] BluJay320 165 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Fuck that. Fuck you. Fuck milk drinkers. Oh, you want milkies? Oh, you wanna suck titty juice like a baby? You gonna cry? Gonna piss your pants? Maybe shit and cum?

I’ll be here drinking apple juice with my chicken nuggies and mac and cheese like a REAL big kid

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Tr(ule)inkets (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 6 months ago by BluJay320 to c/196
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[-] BluJay320 111 points 6 months ago

Sickening indeed. How can you get that close and fuck up your one job…

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submitted 6 months ago by BluJay320 to c/196
[-] BluJay320 168 points 10 months ago

Any time someone uses the terms “alpha”, “beta”, or “sigma” unironically when referring to a person, I immediately write them off as a braindead waste of oxygen.

I’m not even religious, and I’m praying tiktok finally gets banned.

[-] BluJay320 148 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yeah, I came with my grandma, and you came with your crew/

But really, you’re just pissed that she’s cooler than you/

Cause she’s got 80 years of being a badass bitch/

And you got 25 of being a punk-ass snitch/

[-] BluJay320 195 points 1 year ago

How tf would they even enforce this?

“Are you traveling to get an abortion?” “No, I’m going to visit family”

How would they prove otherwise? Is there something I’m missing?

[-] BluJay320 248 points 1 year ago

Some of y’all really need to figure out the difference between punishment and rehabilitation…

And which one actually works.

Stop stroking your hate boners and start advocating for real solutions. You don’t fix pain with more pain. All that does is exacerbate the cycle.

[-] BluJay320 135 points 1 year ago

“We prefer to be called ‘housing providers’”

I’ll call you extortionists. Take it or leave it.

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