And this is why I am not getting cybernetics, my mental health has shit the bed enough already
But think of the orgasm button. I know that can't end well, but what a way to go.
I thought the orgasm button was in my butt?
Maybe it moved? Best to check, just in case
Yes, but what about second orgasm button?
Not sure, mine's in my weiner I think?
Lmao I'm asexual and hate my libido, totally get where you're going with this but you're accidentally not helping (and it's not your fault, you tried, sorry mate)
Well, shit, that part of the sales pitch usually snags 'em.
What about a button to turn OFF...no, that's not much help either...
Fine, you can have your damned exemption.
Appreciate it :>
Some people would treat that thing like cookie clicker.
They'll find a way to charge for the orgasm button. At minimum it will be a monthly subscription.
Ghost in the Shell has convinced me that even if they become available in my lifetime, it's probably best to stay away.
You mean Snow Crash right?
THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHING TO ME MAN
THEY MUST HAVE AMNESIA; THEY FORGOT THAT I’M HIM
I'm sitting on the ivory coast, eating vermillion snapper. War is all I think about.
Brutal
They're using English, yet I still need a translator 😅
"Guy with a brain implant cut me off in traffic, so I used a hacking device to make him feel uncomfortable with his gender."
I'm sure someone will cherry pick the semantics, but that's the gist of it.
Unrelated: I learned this morning you can trade Gen 1 and 2 pokemon with a Flipper Zero 😮
Lol
Now I'm curious what would happen if you treated someone with neuralink with an EMP
the end of trumpism
Concealed carry Electronic Warfare suite has arrived.
I don’t know what any of that means.
If he already was does it do it squared
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