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[-] BluJay320 168 points 8 months ago

Any time someone uses the terms “alpha”, “beta”, or “sigma” unironically when referring to a person, I immediately write them off as a braindead waste of oxygen.

I’m not even religious, and I’m praying tiktok finally gets banned.

[-] Auzy@beehaw.org 28 points 8 months ago

Definitely a hacked/fake account lol

On an unrelated note, nothing screams dominance more than someone who gets their lifeprotips from a guy who needs to abuse women to get them to listen to him, and got arrested by the police. Sure seems the police are the alphas in this case lol.

And in the US, E Jean Carrol seems to have shown "President" Trump who is really in charge too

[-] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 8 points 8 months ago

Props to the judge who reminded the jury in the defamation case that it was already established fact that Trump had raped E Jean Carrol as were the findings from a previous case, and to disregard Trump's attorneys who claimed otherwise.

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[-] RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 17 points 8 months ago

Feel the same way but why did you mention religious in particular? Do they have something against tiktok or something? I hate it for a bunch of reasons but I don't see anything that could be particularly religious.

[-] enkille@lemmy.world 63 points 8 months ago

Probably the "praying" part

[-] RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 37 points 8 months ago

Ah ofc I would miss the super obvious one...

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[-] niske@beehaw.org 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Probably because they used the word ”praying” which is quite directly connected to religions.

[-] jaykay@lemmy.zip 8 points 8 months ago
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[-] MapleEngineer@lemmy.world 111 points 8 months ago

If you have to tell people you're an alpha, you're not.

[-] madcaesar@lemmy.world 137 points 8 months ago

There are no human alphas. Without each other we're all weak ass bitches. Just look at the series "Alone". Even the most rugged outdoorsmen absolutely get fucked hard when they are alone.

We're a social species. Our strength is our cooperation. Anyone who thinks he's above the rest kicking ass all alone is just a moron.

[-] MapleEngineer@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Stop your honking, Nancy. I know. I was calling people who claim to be alpha, "weak ass bitches."

[-] Kalysta@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

What? Someone making sense about the social evolution of humans? Not on my internet!

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[-] xkforce@lemmy.world 56 points 8 months ago

Alpha software: broken and incomplete software

Alpha radiation: very little penetration power

[-] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 16 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Alpha Centauri: less than a tenth of the mass of Beta Centauri.

[-] maccentric@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 months ago

Did you just call me fat?

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[-] xor@infosec.pub 50 points 8 months ago

i once ended a date by telling her alpha doesn't make sense in humans and she wasn't "alphaing" the conversation by talking more than me...
she abruptly beta-ed the fuck out of there.

[-] technohacker@programming.dev 21 points 8 months ago

Missed opportunity for her to delta outta there instead

[-] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 7 points 8 months ago

I tried that once but my flight got delayed twice so I flew frontier instead.

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 12 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Perfect opportunity to howl as she walks away from the table. AR-AR-AROOOOO!!!!

[-] a_random_fox@discuss.tchncs.de 46 points 8 months ago
[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 months ago

And if he'd rolled low: "It's the big one."

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 39 points 8 months ago

Every time I see people call themselves an alpha I immediately think they’re a/b/o role playing on main. Mind you that kink also involves misunderstanding wolves, but kink is rarely based on reality

[-] sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz 15 points 8 months ago

Please god please don't bring a/b/o here, Lemmy was my safe space 😭

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[-] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

It's alpha as in alpha-stage software. Unfit for production.

[-] loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 8 months ago

What's a/b/o role playing?

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[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 38 points 8 months ago
[-] jkibble@lemmy.ca 49 points 8 months ago

Pretty sure that's time line

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 8 months ago

Thank you! I legitimately had no idea what that could stand for.

[-] skvlp@lemm.ee 34 points 8 months ago
[-] zurohki@aussie.zone 103 points 8 months ago
[-] skvlp@lemm.ee 7 points 8 months ago
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[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 93 points 8 months ago

I think that's exactly what the meme is about

[-] cybersandwich@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago

Lol you get the joke! 7 points for gryffindor

[-] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 8 months ago

That is an oddly specific amount of gryffindor points.

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[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 26 points 8 months ago

Just asked ChatGPT what the social structure of a Wolf pack is and it trotted out all the alpha, beta crap, because that’s now what most people believe.

[-] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 20 points 8 months ago
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[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 15 points 8 months ago

The only thing I know about wolf socialization is from a documentary I saw where 2 wolves were fucking and the girl wolf's dad came back with the rest of her pack and caught them and when the boy wolf tried to run away he dragged her down like 3/4 of the giant hill they were on by his dick before it popped out. It was one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life.

[-] JammaJammaPJ@lemmy.ca 11 points 8 months ago

Isn't this the plot of one of those twilight movies

[-] orphiebaby@lemm.ee 11 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

FoXeS aRe JuSt CaT sOfTwArE rUnNiNg On DoG hArDwArE.

Also rabbits eat carrots, mice eat cheese, and turtles eat pizza

[-] nullpotential@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 8 months ago

sigma balls

[-] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 6 points 8 months ago

I think Sigma is more often used to describe misogyny than anything positive, so I'm definitely not that either.

[-] GoodEye8@lemm.ee 9 points 8 months ago

I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be a mockery of misogyny (or the more general toxic masculity). The Sigma male term was supposedly describing a social outcast who doesn't play the social game but still somehow wins the social game, and thus gets respect and women. Obviously the internet ran with it because it hits the sweetspot of stupidity where it becomes funny

Of course some people actually believe it and use it unironically, but it's mostly about mocking the supposed Greek lettered male classification. Then again memes change in time and maybe it is returning to its original toxic meaning.

[-] baseless_discourse@mander.xyz 5 points 8 months ago

Yes, Xitter is also my platform of choice to consume non-dumb-ass content...

[-] Zerush@lemmy.ml 4 points 8 months ago
[-] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 4 points 8 months ago

I bet you encounter a lot of resistance...

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