Hates stuff the west does.

Loves stuff China and Russia do.

It's the same stuff.

Phantom Hourglass and Spirit Tracks were pretty cool. I played both with the stylus because the DS control pad is tiny as fuck, literally painful to use for more than a few minutes.

Same with the Layton games.

That would just be men's sports, which in fairness is all most people seem to care about anyway...

Not even Branston beans. What a disgrace.

Says he'll save it if they pivot to selling right wing nutcase ideas to kids. Will try and ban it anyway if he gets into power.

I'll never forgive him for what happened at Black Mesa.

The PS5 controller is pretty sweet.

But the PS1 Dualshock is the original version of that, and has influenced basically everything since. It's the Ocarina of Time of controllers.

That second analogue stick fixed everything to do with cameras in early 3D games.

For VR it's the Oculus Touch. Takes everything about the classic Dualshock design and adds hand tracking.

Gremlins 2. Not sure any other movie quote captures the absolute cocaine fuelled Hollywood of the early 90s.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x01l_jMhjVM

There's also a terrible John Leguizamo movie called The Pest, that I'm genuinely amazed didn't end his career right there. The wife was suprised I hadn't seen it, and as we started she just went "you're going to hate it".

She was not wrong.

I should just be allowed to take whatever I want from the shops because I don't have enough money to buy it!

I haven't seen the movie or read anything about it.

But the writer also wrote a sequel to God's Not Dead, if that gives any indication of where this sits on the reality/lunatic spectrum of right wing shithousery.

Oh come on now. You expect these people to be able to afford to just be able to send you text? For free. Madness!

Also, use Firefox mobile, install those ad blockers. Have a useful mobile internet again.

Instant Noodles Carbonara

Cook instant noodles in a pan. Chuck an egg in and mash it about a bit.

When the water is nearly all gone, chuck in a load of cheese (I use strong cheddar and grated mozzarella) and a couple of chopped up Peperamis. Mix it all about until the cheese starts burning.

Eat that shit.