But these sheep can't wear masks? Give me a fucking break.
They’re inconvenienced by having to smell their own lies.
To be fair, they need the bandage just as much as trump does.
Like. A day or two after the attempt he was out golfing and didn't have a bandage or anything.
I think it was just a small nick and the blood thinners he's likely on just makes you bleed like crazy since they prevent clotting. A small scratch looks like a war wound, and would explain why there was blood everywhere but he still has a functional ear.
Like, if he really got shot in the ear, he'd be missing a part of his ear like in Preacher. It won't just heal back.
Dude got a scratch and is playing it up.
LOL what the fuck. i've never seen a more subservient bitchass group of bootlicking sheep than republicans
They really are strange.
Apparently, the other people are sheep. These are the free-thinking freedom loving people! /s
Dear God man ... this is crazy cringe.
And yet they’re the ones screeching about “alpha males and the loss of masculinity in America.”
So they're fine with cloth on the face as long as it's completely unnecessary?
Seems everyone should have realized by now what a weak, sad, and pathetic group the Republican party is.
I can’t decide if this is more or less weird than wearing a diaper in support of Trum…no…it’s less weird…right?
Are we 100% sure they're not also wearing diapers?
No! And that’s why I decided the diapers were weirder. Those folks had to go out of their way to announce they were wearing diapers.
I mean what even is the point of wearing a diaper in support of Trump if you don’t tell everyone?
I'll give it to you, this is the most a Not The Onion post has made me go "wait, is that The Onion"?
Good job. I think.
The people that hate virtue signaling love signaling the dumbest virtues.
You think if the shooter hadn't missed they'd be removing their heads in solidarity?
Cult.
Not a cult...
This timeline is so broken. I can't believe that the USA may well vote this idocracy into power.
America:
FFS. They really are willing to eat his shit straight from his asshole.
Posers. REAL Trump fans would have a friend shoot their ear with an AR from range first.
/s, obviously. We all know they don't have friends.
And Kyle Gass can't crack a mild joke about it...
Van Gogh enthusiasts are outraged.
As a nurse this bandage trump showed up with looks totally like it is for show only. I would bet real money, that no healthcare professional was near this bandage and it was probably a PR person who ~~sticked~~ stuck this on him.
First diaper-wearing now this.
Imagine how mortifying it would be to have a legitimate ear injury this week.
Monkey see monkey do
What a bunch of nut jobs, holy shit. They're actually turning America into a gigantic parody of itself.
Not like politicians were listening to us anyway, no need to cover your ears.
And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.
The previous verse says hand or forehead but close enough
But are they doing it after shooting their ears with an AR-15* and my soon-to-be-sold commemorative 5.56mm Trump bullets (with tiny Trump fistbump engraving on the casing)? /s
So the uniform starts with gold tennis shoes, gold diapers, and now an ear bandage. The GOP sure is putting sexy on display!!! https://www.dispatchesfromtrumpland.com/post/trump-fans-wear-golden-diapers-and-more-diaper-shirts-at-jersey-shore-rally
We deserve to be wiped out by global warming
🥾😛 "look how much we love the sensual flavor of your boots, Baddy Daddy Trump. Will you fuck our wife's next, pretty please?🔥💗🔥💗🔥💗"
shout from the back "Mine first!!!"
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