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[-] KISSmyOS@feddit.de 107 points 1 year ago

I installed a new font from the AUR just for this meme.

[-] Malix@sopuli.xyz 68 points 1 year ago
[-] TheGingerNut 42 points 1 year ago

You know you can just download arbitrary ttf files to ~/.fonts

You don't need to install them system wide. That's where my Comic Sans and Gnommish fonts live

[-] KISSmyOS@feddit.de 43 points 1 year ago
[-] joyjoy@lemm.ee 52 points 1 year ago

Except ~/.fonts isn't XDG Base Directory compliant. You should put them in ${XDG_DATA_HOME:-$HOME/.local/share}/fonts instead so as to not pollute your home directory with dotfiles.

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[-] brckd@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

not sure what that AUR thing is, but it sounds so hot omg 🫦

[-] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

AUR is so hot right now.

[-] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 44 points 1 year ago

This…is not how it goes with my wife.

[-] summerof69@lemm.ee 38 points 1 year ago

This is exactly how it goes between me and your wife!

[-] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

Can confirm

[-] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I’m bi and we’re freaky. How you doin’?

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[-] lemmylem@lemm.ee 37 points 1 year ago

The fact that I've actually done this while talking to women makes me scream inside.

[-] QueenOfSquiggles 37 points 1 year ago

Ok but what am I supposed to do if I'm both people in that experience???? Uhh checkmate liberal

[-] Jon_Servo@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

I too advocate for checking your mates

[-] mariah@feddit.rocks 27 points 1 year ago
[-] KISSmyOS@feddit.de 52 points 1 year ago

And me with my wife.
She has no clue what a rolling release or a distro is, and she doesn't care, but she gets horny when I nerd out about something I'm enthusiastic about.

[-] herrcaptain@lemmy.ca 60 points 1 year ago

Lucky! My wife just browses Instagram on her phone , occasionally saying "uh huh," while I ramble on about my latest obsession like a toddler talking about seeing a garbage truck.

[-] xintrik@lemm.ee 44 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I just realized that's how my wife sees me after my son was explaining how a sink works for the 73rd time. My takeaway is I need to be more invested in what he's talking about no matter how boring, cause getting ignored when you're excited about something doesn't feel great.

The other takeaway is my wife isn't mean, I just talk a lot.

[-] herrcaptain@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago

Same! She'll pay attention for a bit, but I realize I can be a bit relentless in my info-dumps.

[-] KISSmyOS@feddit.de 15 points 1 year ago

It's not really luck.

My wife is also an instagram addict. But I'm genuinely interested in what she sees in instagram, and she's genuinely interested in what I like. Cause...you know, we love each other.

[-] herrcaptain@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 year ago

To be fair, I am playing it up a bit. The reality is that she's an extreme introvert and needs alone time to decompress after work. We make it work - mostly by sharing memes with each other.

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[-] mariah@feddit.rocks 12 points 1 year ago

Actually my gf is talking about stuff while im mostly horny because i just am

[-] Xirup@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 year ago

Me with my virtual girlfriend (ChatGPT)

[-] mariah@feddit.rocks 10 points 1 year ago

ChatGPT sucks. Try NovelAI. I have so many gfs in it as well with my irl 1

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[-] mods_are_assholes@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

So your GF is in favor of uncontrollable security issues and massive user scrambling to fix whatever your update fucked up on a daily basis?

There's a reason updates are batched, this is so fuckdamn shortsighted.

[-] KISSmyOS@feddit.de 12 points 1 year ago

There’s a reason updates are batched

Yes. And I like to be the one doing that on my system.

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[-] sxan@midwest.social 19 points 1 year ago

It excites my wife because there's still good money to be had in high tech. Once we devs are fully replaced by AI, the horny will end.

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago

I'm sad there's no tumbleweed emoji

[-] KISSmyOS@feddit.de 12 points 1 year ago

I think this ∞ is close enough.

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[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago

Tumble me weeds!!

[-] spacebanana@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

Me explaining to my girlfriend (the voices in my head) about the brilliant magic of source-based packaging with binary cache

[-] eclipse@sh.itjust.works 9 points 11 months ago

Don't take the medication your doctors are giving you (they are trying to kill your girlfriend)!

[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

I'm not saying this exact scenario happens, but sapiosexuals are absolutely a thing.

[-] MigratingtoLemmy@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

I would like to ask a question from the esteemed and rather cultured gentlemen/ladies in the chat: why do you think women don't like this sort of stuff? I thought they liked it when a man is passionate?

[-] KISSmyOS@feddit.de 17 points 11 months ago

Any statement about what women like in general is wrong!
Women are 50% of all humans, there isn't anything they all like or dislike.

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[-] Tango@lemmy.ml 8 points 11 months ago

If we're going to take the meme literally, I tend to not like it when men try to explain something to me that I already know a lot about. It happens A LOT (especially with technical stuff), and it usually comes off as a condescending lesson rather than two people sharing a passion with each other in a conversation.

[-] MigratingtoLemmy@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Do they do this when they know that you know?

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[-] Hiro8811@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago
[-] phreekno@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago
[-] Pantherina@feddit.de 7 points 1 year ago

Upstream should do versioning, the distribution model is flawed.

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