[-] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I feel so young right now—I know what it means.

🍆 = I want your dick
🍑 = Between these cheeks
🥵 = Because I’m so hot for you I’m gagging for it right now

[-] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago

Yeah, but they (presumably) already paid for the bread. The issue is that the worker in the family is on the MTA.

[-] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago

I love that song. I always assumed she couldn’t get a dime because the breadwinner was now trapped on the MTA.

I shudder to think what happened to them when the sandwiches finally ran out.

[-] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 days ago

In any case, I’m willing to put it in my mouth.

[-] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 4 days ago

Or, just hear me out—you could throw the whole thing away and try to never think about the maggots again.

[-] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 days ago

But…why did she do it?

[-] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 81 points 1 week ago

Y’all are horrifying. That’s all I came here to say.

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[-] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 108 points 1 month ago

Unpopular opinion: the complete lack of anyone addressing reduced sensation that comes with condom use when talking to teens is also a contributing factor. I have literally never been able to have an orgasm with a condom on. The first time I had sex, the girl kept asking me if I was gay because I kept losing my erection to the weird glove like sensation on my dick.

I ended up tackling this problem by being careful and being in a string of committed relationships, but I thought there was something wrong with me until stories on the internet made it clear that I wasn’t the only one.

So if I was a modern teen, and knew things could mostly be solved with antibiotics, and had death grip from an adolescence on pornography, AND discovered I couldn’t keep it up when wrapped…then I probably wouldn’t use them either.

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Saint Jerome as the Representation of Melancholy - Farrukh Beg (1615)

Farrukh Beg (Persian: فرخ بیگ; c. 1547 – after 1615), also known as Farrukh Husayn, was a Persian miniature painter, who spent a bulk of his career in Safavid Iran and Mughal India, praised by Mughal Emperor Jahangir as "unrivaled in the age."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Farrukh_Beg

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Hello Lemmy!

I have moved to a walkable area and no longer need to have my car keys on me all the time. My landlord has put in a crappy 4 digit combination style door lock, but said I could change it.

What is the best kind of keyless door lock that I can use instead? Ideally one with decent enough security to be as good or better than a key?

Thanks for your input!

[-] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 108 points 3 months ago

I believe this is one of those scenarios where the only way to be certain is to fuck around and find out.

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Cat peeking out of a Nazi Sd.Kfz.222 armored car, date unknown, Interwar or WW2-era

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Louis Coulon, trade unionist, with a cat in his 10-foot long beard, France, 1890

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Taking Time to Smell The Zinnias - Jonelle Summerfield (2016)

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Trench cat, France, 1918 (media.kbin.social)

cross-posted from: https://kbin.social/m/historyporn@lemmy.world/t/992926

British soldier with the trench cat, France, WW1, 1918

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Sick Boy with a Cat - John Bowen (d3d00swyhr67nd.cloudfront.net)

cross-posted from: https://lemm.ee/post/28974188

Sick Boy with a Cat - John Bowen (mid 20th century)

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White Cat - Nishida Tadashige (1999)

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[Promoting] Gluetun: The Little VPN Client That Could

My journey with docker started with a bunch of ill fated attempts to get an OpenVPN/qBittorrent container running. The thing ended up being broken and never worked right, and it put me off of VPN integration for another year or so.

Then recently I found Gluetun…and holy fucking cow. This thing is the answer to every VPN need I could possibly think of. I have set it up with 3 different providers now, and it has been more simple and reliable than the clients made by the VPN providers themselves every time.

If you combine the power of Gluetun with the power of Portainer, then you can even easily edit settings for your existing containers and hook them up to a VPN connection in seconds (or disconnect them). Just delete the forwarded ports in the original container, select the Gluetun container as the network connection, and then forward the same ports in Gluetun. Presto, you now have a perfectly functioning container connected to a VPN with a killswitch.

So if any of y’all on the high seas have considered getting more serious about your privacy, don’t do what I did and waste a bunch of time on a broken container. Use Gluetun. Love Gluetun. Gluetun is the answer.

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My journey with docker started with a bunch of ill fated attempts to get an OpenVPN/qBittorrent container running. The thing ended up being broken and never worked right, and it put me off of VPN integration for another year or so.

Then recently I found Gluetun…and holy fucking cow. This thing is the answer to every VPN need I could possibly think of. I have set it up with 3 different providers now, and it has been more simple and reliable than the clients made by the VPN providers themselves every time.

If you combine the power of Gluetun with the power of Portainer, then you can even easily edit settings for your existing containers and hook them up to a VPN connection in seconds (or disconnect them). Just delete the forwarded ports in the original container, select the Gluetun container as the network connection, and then forward the same ports in Gluetun. Presto, you now have a perfectly functioning container connected to a VPN with a killswitch.

So if any of y’all on the high seas have considered getting more serious about your privacy, don’t do what I did and waste a bunch of time on a broken container. Use Gluetun. Love Gluetun. Gluetun is the answer.

[-] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 114 points 7 months ago

Makes sense. Having a ladies only exhibit that only shows women artists is a positive thing. Not allowing certain visitors into a museum because of their gender is sexist.

[-] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 223 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

What a tricksy thieving hobbit you are! /s

You’ll be fine. Stop seeding the thing they don’t like and increase your security—VPN, seedbox, private trackers, etc. If anybody asks, you had an asshole neighbor kid who guessed your WiFi password.

Edit: just realized that you were using a server with Hetzner—Germany is one of the worst places for torrenting. Get a server in a friendlier country for that.

[-] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 94 points 1 year ago

It isn’t making the coffee that’s hard, it’s being on your feet for 8 solid hours while getting assaulted by a Karen every 30 minutes and playing the memory game of 3 pumps vanilla no foam cinnamon powder vinti super choco-latte. The coffee is just a minor part of the job.

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