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Transcriber (sh.itjust.works)

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[-] Gingerlegs@lemmy.world 229 points 11 months ago

Wait until they find out about transparent

[-] Jesusaurus@lemmy.world 112 points 11 months ago

Or transplants

[-] BeanGoblin 73 points 11 months ago

Or the transitive property

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 57 points 11 months ago

Don't even get me started on translators

[-] don@lemm.ee 38 points 11 months ago

I don’t know what “istors” are, but as fer me an my house, we serve the lord. If I sees ‘em, I burns ‘em. 😤

[-] Dolphinfreetuna@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

Or making the switch on transatlantic flights

[-] LEDZeppelin@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

Or transmission in their trucks

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[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

Or transformers. More than meets the eye.

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[-] childOfMagenta@lemm.ee 13 points 11 months ago

Or the transmissions in the transports...

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[-] Kit 135 points 11 months ago

Wake up babe new gender just dropped

[-] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago

Is there a newsletter or RSS feed? So hard to keep up.

[-] Kid_Thunder@kbin.social 18 points 11 months ago

You're asking for someone to transcribe it for you?

[-] RobertOwnageJunior@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago

Ew, no that sounds gay. Is there a straightcriber in here?

[-] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

I prefer the alternative gender for that profession, criptionist.

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[-] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 94 points 11 months ago

A lot’s changed. Back in my parents’ day, a trip to the city meant taking the

to the airport to fly a

and head for meetings and abortions at the

Seems like being trans back then must have been such a gift. People would obviously hold you in such high regard.

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Nobody ever asked KITT for their pronouns.

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[-] cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works 73 points 11 months ago

Wait til they find about the department of transportation

[-] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 20 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

No, no I'm pretty sure the bigots support the deportation of trans people... They seem to want to deport everyone not white enough, why stop at race?

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[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 66 points 11 months ago

Do you suppose stupid bigots will avoid transplants because they don't want to become plants?

[-] extant@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

They're fine with becoming plants, just not if it's trans.

[-] Kase@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

You know what's weird? If you do a transplant between trees it's called a graft. Transplant was right there smh

[-] HawlSera@lemm.ee 65 points 11 months ago

I feel bad for transphobes when they have to go to the store and make a transaction.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 33 points 11 months ago

"My flight transfers in Dallas?! Thanks, Biden!

[-] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 59 points 11 months ago

Ciscriber, when a transcriber walks in...

[-] latca@lemmy.world 52 points 11 months ago

Subscriber, what Domscriber looks for.

[-] xavier666@lemm.ee 14 points 11 months ago

Describer: what do I do?

[-] Lath@kbin.social 13 points 11 months ago

Inscriber: Shh!

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[-] Newstart@lemmy.world 58 points 11 months ago

I thought their God was also Transcendent?

[-] match@pawb.social 21 points 11 months ago

bigots when wafers undergo transubstantiation

[-] MrSilkworm@lemmy.world 44 points 11 months ago

So much for my trans-Atlantic voyage. Guess I ll take the trans-Siberian train then. Comms are very bad there so ill take the trans-ceiver with me.

[-] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 43 points 11 months ago

I know 3rd grade is hard but really should have stuck it out

[-] Ratulf@feddit.de 40 points 11 months ago

These istors keep messing with my power! I hear they're bipolar too.

[-] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 34 points 11 months ago

All my plugs are male–male. I take all in stride:

the propaganda¹ against the life that works for me and
the plugs

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[-] Shellbeach@lemmy.world 38 points 11 months ago

ITT: figuring out that "trans-" means "across" by giving other words with same prefix. Yey etymology

[-] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 24 points 11 months ago

“meta” also still means “across” in Greece

phérō meant “I carry”

metaphor: I carry across

they now use the term for “transportation in general”

here’s a modern truck in Greece for ΜΕΤΑΦΟΡΙΚΗ

in Greek, they use μεταφορική έννοια (metaforikí énnoia – literally “transportation sense”) to mean “metaphor”

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[-] r3df0x@7.62x54r.ru 31 points 11 months ago

5 billion people believe that God is bigender, which is often considered transgender.

Conservatives worship a transgender being. Transphobes cope and seethe.

God is also a genderless being who uses capitalized male pronouns.

[-] sanpedropeddler@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 months ago

The data I'm looking at says only 55% of people are even monotheistic. Where are you getting that 5 billion number from?

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[-] Aceticon@lemmy.world 28 points 11 months ago

Wait until they find out that banks do a lot of transactions.

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[-] roomboy@lemmy.world 26 points 11 months ago

I'm surprised any Republicans even drive vehicles seeing as each one of them has a transmission.

[-] Skates@feddit.nl 14 points 11 months ago

In other news, some random guy from Twitter and semi-popular reddit alternative 'lemmy' placed last again in the "spot the joke" competition, both scoring no points, ever. Tears of frustration were however soon replaced by tears of joy, when the two tied for first place in "taking yourself too seriously".

[-] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 19 points 11 months ago

Is this a copypasta

[-] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

It is now

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[-] abbadon420@lemm.ee 13 points 11 months ago

Maybe a pun is just a pun and you're making a thing out of nothing. I don't know. Context an intend matter.

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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 12 points 11 months ago

Jimmy doesn't understand what a joke is.

[-] Leg@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

It's only joke until someone's dead serious.

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[-] jkmooney@kbin.social 8 points 11 months ago

Probably wouldn't want anything to do with a homeowner either...

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