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Transcriber (sh.itjust.works)

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[-] Gingerlegs@lemmy.world 230 points 2 years ago

Wait until they find out about transparent

[-] Jesusaurus@lemmy.world 113 points 2 years ago

Or transplants

[-] BeanGoblin 74 points 2 years ago

Or the transitive property

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 58 points 2 years ago

Don't even get me started on translators

[-] don@lemm.ee 39 points 2 years ago

I don’t know what “istors” are, but as fer me an my house, we serve the lord. If I sees ‘em, I burns ‘em. 😤

[-] Dolphinfreetuna@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

Or making the switch on transatlantic flights

[-] LEDZeppelin@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Or transmission in their trucks

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[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

Or transformers. More than meets the eye.

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[-] childOfMagenta@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago

Or the transmissions in the transports...

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[-] Kit 135 points 2 years ago

Wake up babe new gender just dropped

[-] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

Is there a newsletter or RSS feed? So hard to keep up.

[-] Kid_Thunder@kbin.social 18 points 2 years ago

You're asking for someone to transcribe it for you?

[-] RobertOwnageJunior@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago

Ew, no that sounds gay. Is there a straightcriber in here?

[-] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

I prefer the alternative gender for that profession, criptionist.

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[-] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 94 points 2 years ago

A lot’s changed. Back in my parents’ day, a trip to the city meant taking the

to the airport to fly a

and head for meetings and abortions at the

Seems like being trans back then must have been such a gift. People would obviously hold you in such high regard.

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Nobody ever asked KITT for their pronouns.

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[-] cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works 73 points 2 years ago

Wait til they find about the department of transportation

[-] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

No, no I'm pretty sure the bigots support the deportation of trans people... They seem to want to deport everyone not white enough, why stop at race?

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[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 66 points 2 years ago

Do you suppose stupid bigots will avoid transplants because they don't want to become plants?

[-] extant@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

They're fine with becoming plants, just not if it's trans.

[-] Kase@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

You know what's weird? If you do a transplant between trees it's called a graft. Transplant was right there smh

[-] HawlSera@lemm.ee 65 points 2 years ago

I feel bad for transphobes when they have to go to the store and make a transaction.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago

"My flight transfers in Dallas?! Thanks, Biden!

[-] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 59 points 2 years ago

Ciscriber, when a transcriber walks in...

[-] latca@lemmy.world 52 points 2 years ago

Subscriber, what Domscriber looks for.

[-] xavier666@lemm.ee 14 points 2 years ago

Describer: what do I do?

[-] Lath@kbin.social 13 points 2 years ago

Inscriber: Shh!

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[-] Newstart@lemmy.world 58 points 2 years ago

I thought their God was also Transcendent?

[-] match@pawb.social 21 points 2 years ago

bigots when wafers undergo transubstantiation

[-] MrSilkworm@lemmy.world 44 points 2 years ago

So much for my trans-Atlantic voyage. Guess I ll take the trans-Siberian train then. Comms are very bad there so ill take the trans-ceiver with me.

[-] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 43 points 2 years ago

I know 3rd grade is hard but really should have stuck it out

[-] Ratulf@feddit.de 40 points 2 years ago

These istors keep messing with my power! I hear they're bipolar too.

[-] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 34 points 2 years ago

All my plugs are male–male. I take all in stride:

the propaganda¹ against the life that works for me and
the plugs

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[-] Shellbeach@lemmy.world 38 points 2 years ago

ITT: figuring out that "trans-" means "across" by giving other words with same prefix. Yey etymology

[-] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 24 points 2 years ago

“meta” also still means “across” in Greece

phérō meant “I carry”

metaphor: I carry across

they now use the term for “transportation in general”

here’s a modern truck in Greece for ΜΕΤΑΦΟΡΙΚΗ

in Greek, they use μεταφορική έννοια (metaforikí énnoia – literally “transportation sense”) to mean “metaphor”

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[-] r3df0x@7.62x54r.ru 31 points 2 years ago

5 billion people believe that God is bigender, which is often considered transgender.

Conservatives worship a transgender being. Transphobes cope and seethe.

God is also a genderless being who uses capitalized male pronouns.

[-] sanpedropeddler@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago

The data I'm looking at says only 55% of people are even monotheistic. Where are you getting that 5 billion number from?

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[-] Aceticon@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago

Wait until they find out that banks do a lot of transactions.

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[-] roomboy@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago

I'm surprised any Republicans even drive vehicles seeing as each one of them has a transmission.

[-] Skates@feddit.nl 14 points 2 years ago

In other news, some random guy from Twitter and semi-popular reddit alternative 'lemmy' placed last again in the "spot the joke" competition, both scoring no points, ever. Tears of frustration were however soon replaced by tears of joy, when the two tied for first place in "taking yourself too seriously".

[-] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 19 points 2 years ago

Is this a copypasta

[-] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

It is now

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[-] abbadon420@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago

Maybe a pun is just a pun and you're making a thing out of nothing. I don't know. Context an intend matter.

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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 12 points 2 years ago

Jimmy doesn't understand what a joke is.

[-] Leg@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

It's only joke until someone's dead serious.

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[-] jkmooney@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago

Probably wouldn't want anything to do with a homeowner either...

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