[-] BeanGoblin 4 points 31 minutes ago
[-] BeanGoblin 20 points 20 hours ago

Lindsey Graham can always be counted on to suck the dick ~~of whichever Republican is currently getting the most headlines.~~

[-] BeanGoblin 16 points 23 hours ago

Of course, it worked out so well for Twitter.

[-] BeanGoblin 38 points 1 day ago

Made one during the pandemic lockdown. Lasted about a month before I got tired of soup.

[-] BeanGoblin 20 points 3 days ago

Hell, Michigan

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[-] BeanGoblin 83 points 5 months ago

Name a more iconic pair than bananas and fascist death squads

[-] BeanGoblin 218 points 6 months ago

“The purpose is not solely religious,” Sen. J. Adam Bass, R-Bossier City, told the Senate. Rather, it is the Ten Commandments' "historical significance, which is simply one of many documents that display the history of our country and foundation of our legal system.”

There is NO WAY to say this with a straight face. We all know what you're fucking doing, just admit it.

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[-] BeanGoblin 93 points 9 months ago

If anyone is confused about how people can believe this shit, it's right here. "It's amazing to have knowledge." The belief they have secret knowledge that brings them to a level above the plebs. That the common man won't even try to find or even believe you when you tell them the secrets cause they just aren't like you, they're not ready to ascend like you have. It's as intoxicating to a certain type of person as heroin.

[-] BeanGoblin 107 points 9 months ago

"Please hold off punishing me from unsuccessfully cheating in the last election until I am able to successfully cheat in this one"

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[-] BeanGoblin 83 points 11 months ago

Tobacco and liquor lobbies hate the competition. It's always about the money.

[-] BeanGoblin 108 points 1 year ago

As a Michigander this is physically painful to say... but you done good Ohio.

[-] BeanGoblin 83 points 1 year ago

They do realize this. They see it as a problem that needs fixing.

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