I know this is screaming into the void on a 4chan community, but if you're smashing electronics in fits of rage you should probably go to therapy.

Divorce is sin, side chicks are fine. Got it.

I (cis male) used to have tea parties with my dog all the time. Had a little set specifically for it. Stop forcing fun childhood activities into rigid gender groups.

Pre-boil all their pasta and put in back in the box to make dinner easier for them next time

I'm in a Magic: The Gathering card."

10/10

Competing early humans (neanderthals, etc.) would be my guess. I've also heard it makes us not want to go near corpses.

Always seemed weird to me how people get into hiking (or cycling or whatever) to push themselves and exercise, and then spend thousands on gear to make it as easy as possible.

Edit: I think I offended some hikers.

Thanks.

Trust me, we've all mentioned it to him. He's convinced nobody likes him because he's a conservative.

You do you, but I hope you realize that dying from smoking is usually less "sudden massive heart attack at 60" and more "drawn out emphysema until the sweet release of death at 60."

Also, smokers mostly all smell no matter how they try to hide it.

worked so hard

Ah, landlords. They truly labour harder than anyone else.

This whole thing is especially heartbreaking because at its core, the game is great. Running around and shooting feels better then Halo has in a long time. It was just ruined by corporate fuckery.