I just generally prefer to poop naked. It just feels more relaxing. Also why I prefer to poop at home.
Get naked? That is extremely dangerous. I always wear a hazmat suit and have a cleanup crew ready.
Normally? No. Have I? Yes. Though I think those times were more because of the alcohol than the poop 😆
Naked is my preferred state
Not in 40 years so far. I can't relate to a single post in this thread.
My personal hypothesis is that american food is so full of essentially toxic stuff, that having shits like described in this thread happen has become normalised and a shared cultural experience.
But since that is only anecdotal, i might be very wrong about that.
As far as I can tell, this may be accurate. I've observed that we (USA) have a taboo around discussing what happens in the bathroom. I've pushed back on this and, anecdotally, have uncovered that this is all too common an experience. I wound up testing myself for food allergies and sensitivities and learned that there's a whole range of foods that my body can't handle. As I share my situation, I find more and more people that are waking up to a similar situation.
I’ve observed that we (USA) have a taboo around discussing what happens in the bathroom.
Is that not normal? I don't think most people are interested in how massive a shit I had last night unless it's my doctor. We also have a term of "toilet humor" to suggest that jokes around it are some of the crudest, lowest brow humor possible.
re: the post: It's rare but it's happened a few times for some particularly bad bouts. I don't think it was anything serious, probably just some slightly spoiled food or maybe slightly undercooked chicken.
Meh I think there is just a lot of strange jokes and strange people. Unless I'm in a rush, I always remove my shirt and hang it on the shower curtain rod. I do the same when I shave/trim, or cut my hair. When I shower.. I guess I just feel more comfortable in the bathroom free of such tethers.
Not completely naked, but taking one leg out of the trousers to get a good spread and feet firmly on the floor is a luxury experience.
Currently getting ready for the post-game shower right now
That's called the shake shits and it's the next level of constipation diarrhea.
I'm lactose intolerant and love milkshakes... So yes
Buy lactaid tablets. They're pretty cheap, and they work surprisingly well. In my opinion, life without cheese is not a life worth living, so in that regard, lactaid saved my life.
I've used them and they help sometimes but I also just forget to take them all the time lol usually if I'm chugging a large milkshake I'm having a bad enough day that I'm not thinking a few hours ahead.
Also anyone reading this: the chewable lactaid tablets will make you want to die. They are one of the most unpleasant things I've had in my mouth
usually if I'm chugging a large milkshake I'm having a bad enough day that I'm not thinking a few hours ahead.
...But you just pop one or two with your first bite. Are you taking some other thing? And my box doesn't say anything about chewing it.
They didn't say that they wanted to solve this issue. Maybe they like it.
I used to think that, but then I went a month and I think I just killed off that part of my gut biome, because the intense cravings just... stopped
Isn't most cheese of any real age essentially lactose free anyway though? I know lactose intolerant people who can eat cheese, but not other dairy products
Soft cheeses like mozzarella and cream cheese have enough lactose to give me a bad time without lactaid. Milk and sour cream too. I love pizza and Alfredo sauce, so lactase lets me still have those whenever I want. A lot of cheeses are considered low lactose, but dose matters. Sharing a charcuterie is not something I'm brave enough to try without popping a lactase lol.
It's called IBS, thanks.
Or maybe i just had a big bowl of diarrhea lettuce from Taylor Farms.
yes.
Taylor Farms has entered the chat
Diarrhea has left the ass.
Commence fetal position
Pro tip...always keep a solid (not mesh) trash can in your bathroom. Hopefully you'll never need to...but if you ever need to puke and shit simultaneously, you'll be thankful.
I believe that's called the spins
My case was actually food poisoning. 😞 At least it didn't last too long!
My current bathroom is pretty small, i can lean over the tub if need to vom while shitting. Thankfully that hasnt happened since some awful virus i had in the early 2000s. But ill never forget.
SARS?
Sounds familiar, so maybe?
SARS was also a corona virus.
On the same note: Hardware store 5 gallon buckets are one of the most useful things you can own. Gives you a spot to puke if you're on the toilet, or a spot to sit if you only have to puke.
First, my local store has 2 gallon buckets that were 1/5 the price of their fancy designer trash cans, fit a standard shopping bag nicely, and also would be perfect for the emergency puke pail.
Second, I've always kneeled down with arms on the rim to prevent anything coming out my nose. Is that an issue with the bucket seat raising your body higher?
The 5 gal gives you the height to lean over and rest your arms on the back of the tank, allowing you to relax as much as possibly in the situation.
...I may have woken up in this position more than once.
Lmao my gf made that mistake once. She had both. She just chose wrong.
This is why I always shit in the bath, makes the cleanup easier too
If you're pressed for space, you can keep an emesis bag by the toilet. Mine are purple. I also keep one in the door pocket of my car.
Sometimes my stomach hurts so bad I get on the toilet fully clothed.
Do people not get completely naked anyway?
at home i can even go with it, but do you strip down completely in a public restroom?
No no, that would truly be a bad shit
And risk getting my clothes all dirty in the stall? Never.
You need to disrobe before you go in there.
Yes. In fact, it’s incredibly upsetting that you’ve brought these memories up.
No, but I always take off my shirt a la Costanza.
When this happens, the only thing that can make you feel remotely human again is to fully shower afterwards.
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