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this post was submitted on 05 Aug 2026
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Not in 40 years so far. I can't relate to a single post in this thread.
My personal hypothesis is that american food is so full of essentially toxic stuff, that having shits like described in this thread happen has become normalised and a shared cultural experience.
But since that is only anecdotal, i might be very wrong about that.
As far as I can tell, this may be accurate. I've observed that we (USA) have a taboo around discussing what happens in the bathroom. I've pushed back on this and, anecdotally, have uncovered that this is all too common an experience. I wound up testing myself for food allergies and sensitivities and learned that there's a whole range of foods that my body can't handle. As I share my situation, I find more and more people that are waking up to a similar situation.
Is that not normal? I don't think most people are interested in how massive a shit I had last night unless it's my doctor. We also have a term of "toilet humor" to suggest that jokes around it are some of the crudest, lowest brow humor possible.
re: the post: It's rare but it's happened a few times for some particularly bad bouts. I don't think it was anything serious, probably just some slightly spoiled food or maybe slightly undercooked chicken.
Meh I think there is just a lot of strange jokes and strange people. Unless I'm in a rush, I always remove my shirt and hang it on the shower curtain rod. I do the same when I shave/trim, or cut my hair. When I shower.. I guess I just feel more comfortable in the bathroom free of such tethers.