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[-] LodeMike@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago
[-] RBWells@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

This example is imperfect because you also need to mix the dry ingredients together before the folding in. I know that but it looks like this chart assumes everyone knows it. But the idea is sound. I like it.

[-] mattreb@feddit.it 6 points 1 day ago

...and this table would still work, since you could write this in that empty square at the bottom!

[-] IzzyJ@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Im mgl, I actually cant decipher op super easily

[-] RecursiveParadox@piefed.social 22 points 1 day ago

If you are tired of reading of grandma's hardships in the great depression here is a trick:

Add "cooked.wiki/" (without the "") to the beginning of any recipe URL, and it will strip away everything but a column with the ingredients and a column with the recipe.

You have to make an account to store recipes, but that's totally optional.

Someone mentioned an app for this, there's also one called Paprika 3 that does something similar. This one you don't need an account to store recipes though. It can also translate weight to imperial measurements, and solve ingredient quantities for portions like 1/2, etc.

Also generally you can hit the in-page "print" button and the print version is often a one-sheet that cuts out the "my family xyz" bs. To be fair, some of those have real tips or hints or substitutions they don't include in the recipe proper, but a lot of the time it's just fluff as you can't copyright recipes without significant extra steps and exposition.

[-] IjonTichy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

For Android there's also this: https://f-droid.org/packages/com.flauschcode.broccoli/

Does the same on your phone just share a link to the app.

[-] abigscaryhobo@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago

I've never seen much about f-droid. Is some sort of framework/launcher?

[-] gramie@lemmy.ca 1 points 15 hours ago

F-droid is an alternative to the Google App Store, but upcoming changes by Google will prevent all third party stores from working on standard Android phones.

[-] NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 day ago

Is there a way of calling on the mods to pin this, cause that's useful as hell

[-] als 69 points 2 days ago

Here's an open source library for generating these from markdown https://mossblaser.github.io/recipe_grid/tutorial.html

[-] bullsworth@pawb.social 180 points 2 days ago

Annoying that they did not even mention the original site: https://www.cookingforengineers.com/

Which does seem down right now, so archive link: https://web.archive.org/web/20260729050049/https://www.cookingforengineers.com/

[-] WaterSword@discuss.tchncs.de 100 points 2 days ago

The site being down fits with the ‘for engineers’ theme

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

Just because we can't code for shit and insist on doing everything ourselves…

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[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 61 points 2 days ago

But where am I going to put the six paragraph AI generated anecdote about my grandmother?

[-] Rooster326@programming.dev 29 points 2 days ago

In white text on white background at the bottom of the page where the rest of the SEO goes.

[-] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 15 points 2 days ago

You know, I don't hate this.

Let's simplify websites significantly. Everything SEO/AI slop appears below the fold in white text.

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[-] kayohtie@pawb.social 6 points 1 day ago

Ah yes, recipes for people who think "what do you mean you can't cook, the recipe is right there."

Usually because they've never examined why people don't rave about their pie crusts or cake texture.

[-] abigscaryhobo@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago

I mean yeah but most recepies don't have proper instructions on how to sift flour or measure wet vs dry ingredients in them either. I know how to do it and I appreciate the conciseness of this view.

[-] CannonFodder@lemmy.world 115 points 2 days ago

Where's the box for the story about how mother used to make this years ago and how the author made it for a such and such party and guests were asking for the recipe and ...

[-] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 33 points 2 days ago

I want to read the authors complete backstory and several holiday pictures and sales pitches on why I should buy their artisanal ingredients, scrolling until I nearly give up.

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[-] brown567@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

The guy is pursuing a patent for it, so I'm not sure other people can use it XD

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago

I don't know, what's a recipe without a popup video and six banners and a "jump to recipe" button that doesn't work, as well as 99 pictures of spaghetti?

[-] Brickhead92@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

This recipe is missing something. Maybe throw in a backstory.

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[-] DudeWhoYapsTooMuch@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Because normal people are idiots. They are not going to understand any of this whatsoever. That's why you have to put the actual instructions with the ingredients.

[-] Pencilnoob@lemmy.world 38 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

COOKING FOR ENGINEERS!!!

I learned how to cook from this site like 20 years ago! I still use that format on my home recipe cards sometimes, but now I've just gotten so used to it all recipes look like this on my head. Great format, taters guna tate.

The real site also includes a paragraph description, this is just a quick reference card that's assuming you have already cooked the recipe a few times, not great for learning it the first time.

[-] nekusoul@lemmy.nekusoul.de 60 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I believe this design breaks down once you prepare an ingredient that then gets split for use in two or more later steps.

But now I'm thinking which kind of diagram could be used as well. Some adaption of an UML activity diagram maybe?

[-] ragebutt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 2 days ago

The hallmark of recipe design imo was modernist cuisine and the following books on pizza and bread. A lot of the recipes were obnoxious and it’s written by a notorious ex Microsoft cto that turned into a patent troll to finance his cooking nerd bullshit (morally justifiable to pirate all of the obnoxiously expensive books) but props for their recipe format

Very clear, in order of addition, scaling percentages, and in the actual book clear instructions follow which is extremely helpful in the bread one especially

[-] Madzielle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago

I have Julia Child's Mastering the Art of French Cooking, and I believe its written in the same way...

okay it is a little different, because there is no % or weight measurements, but it is in order similar, with similar instruction style, printed 1970.

[-] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

Either I cant calculate or the percentages don't add up.
What is up with the two 100%?

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[-] Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 2 days ago

You should probably mix together the dry ingredients before folding them in. So the big blank square in the bottom middle should be "mix" but I guess that ruins the cascading aesthetic and makes it more cluttered, which would've also showed the weakness of this design

Also why would you fold in the dry ingredients, maybe this is just some "lorem ipsum" recipe but unless there's a foam you're trying to keep inflated you don't really need to fold stuff in.

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[-] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 28 points 2 days ago

I made an app where the the recipe is saved as a JSON file with ingredients separate from the steps. In the steps instead of saying "mix sugar and butter" if says "mix {sugar} and {butter}" and the app adds quantity there directly. I can scale the recipe and still have the quantities inside the body ("mix sugar (100g) and butter (55g)").

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[-] magnolia_mayhem@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

Kind of reminds me of the output of qdirstat.

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[-] Shanmugha@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Hucking fell. Ima just download it to remember this exists. Thank you

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