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[-] khepri@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

One of these drove by me the other day in a parking lot and it was just squeaking and creaking in a way you'd expect a 30 year old vehicle to sound, the thing is basically a half-finished prototype that I guess Musk just got sick of trying to make actually good because he knows that his cult chuds buying these things couldn't give a fuck if they are built properly or not.

[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

It was ill-conceived, over-promised, and under-delivered.

They're huge. They're 'stainless'. They're unibody. The drivetrain is expensive as shit. The tech innovations (digital door handles, controlless dash, bed cover are just wastes of money.

He wanted to make an impregnable, floatable tank. They ended up cutting every corner on structure and putting that into form, but when they finished, the design and QC was so bad that it just failed all over.

To fix everything that would be needed to cover the non-artistic issues, it would be the price of a large house instead of a small one.

[-] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Ok I was wondering if the one I heard creaking by me the other day was an anomaly. There are two locally and they both have squeaky suspension.

[-] khepri@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Yeah, I hadn't seen one drive by slowly in a quiet area before, so this is the first time I noticed it, but it sure sounded like the boots and/or joints were already toast on a 2-to-4 year-old truck, which is insane.

[-] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Me, I'm worried about the brake lines.

[-] zebidiah@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 day ago

I actually don't hate the cypbertruck...

I know I'm in the minority... But I really hate boring gray cars and this thing is definitely not boring!

Fuck Elon and all his fucking bullshit, but let's imagine a world where he loses everything, now I know it's difficult but try imagine this scenario through your perfectly natural erection at the though of musk going broke (perfectly natural response). But imagine he's flat broke, tesla goes under, fire sale on everything... Would you buy one for 10k? ... How about 5k?

How low would the price have to go for you to buy one? ...for whatever reason, even if it won't get publicly registration for road use etc.

[-] dirthawker0@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

Even if you like the non boring appearance, the quality of the build is, to my understanding, terrible. Sharp edges on the steel, unevenly aligned everything, corrosion, the giant wiper gets too much stress and fails, etc.

[-] Snapz@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Don't forget random panels popping off during operation. Cringey "skins" applied to functional parts with shiity adhesive instead of bolts/rivets (e.g. the gas pedal cover that would fall off and jam the accelerator on), bricked by car wash unless deliberately triggering "car wash mode", hidden or no emergency release for door locks sealing people into burning/submerged vehicles, truck that can't tow, bed that can't fit common items like a bike or dimensional lumber, perpetually ugly rust/hand oil stained panels, no magic unbreakable panels/glass, less range delivered than advertised, multiple features disabled by snow, improper safety sensors to detect occlusions leading to the finger chop/pinch incidents, cheap vibrating interior and fake auto pilot that constantly tries to kill passengers and pedestrians. And of course giving car makers cover to follow the dangerous, shitty tablet based Interior and attempt to end physical, no-look controls in moving motor vehicles.

And that's just top of mind from inside this hellish firehose to the face of disappointing information that we live in everyday.

At least those 63 actual humans that purchased one clearly identify as the worst people in their communities with these malfunctioning $100,000 vape pens on wheels.

[-] Jiral@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

No, I would not even take one even if they paid me the current price. The thing is not street legal in the EU, therefore useless. The reasons that it is not street legal have nothing to do with Elon directly but with that vehicle being unjustifiably dangerous to pedestrians and other drivers as well. If you drive one of those it tells all the others how much you care about everyone that isn't you.

I reject that thing not because it isn't street legal I reject it for why it isn't street legal and that goes down to the heart of its design and concept.

[-] dmalteseknight@programming.dev 3 points 1 day ago

I am also in the minority in that I like how it looks. It has a retro futuristic feel to it.

Having said that, putting aside that it became THE Nazi mobile of our time, it is stupidly big and apparently very badly made.

[-] dogslayeggs@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

It doesn't matter how cheap I can get one, because A) it is incredibly ugly and shouts to everyone around you that you have incredibly bad taste, and B) because it is a poorly designed piece of junk that breaks just by being in the car wash. Why would I want something that is both expensive to fix AND breaks easily?

[-] Banana@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

You couldn't pay me any sum of money to debase myself that much, and I love debasing myself.

[-] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Id only want one to take the drivetrain or batteries out of. I bet that happens to a lot of them.

[-] Devconsole@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

I would be a buyer at a low price if not for the social stigma. In a parallel universe where Elon released the cyber truck but kept his 2016 public image I'd but one for a low low price.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

The build quality and reputation ruin it for me

[-] kevinsky@feddit.nl 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I actually don’t hate the cypbertruck…

Hate is a big word, but Elon's antics, the fact that most of the car's aestetics are essentially superglued trim pieces, and that it just isn't a better truck in any meaningful sense of the word took away most of this vehicle's appeal to me.

Mostly the first point though.

That it ultimately didn't sell for anywhere near the origionally announced price, and that in Europe they don't want it on the road at all, also doesn't help.

[-] Lanske@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

But it looks so good!!!

/s

The androids butt plug.

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 points 1 day ago

I wonder if in another ~30 years we'll get another wave of nostalgia and make the Delorean v3?

[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

I'm not sure we could make a profitable, well-built DeLorean, even if a real automaker tried. Testla didn't do anyone any favors, but there are reasons they Deloreans failed to take the market by storm. Outside being unique/famous, they weren't easy to deal with on any front

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago

Yeah, that's my point. The Cybertruck seems heavily inspired by the nostalgia of the Delorean and people forgetting the problems. It's easy to think that they were considered cool by watching Back to the Future, but they were considered junkers, and that's even how it's meant to be viewed by Doc using it.

[-] 0x0@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

Is it even.considered "automotive"?

[-] Snapz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Interesting.

[-] Generica@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

They have always reminded me of a trough type urinal in a gay men's leather bar, especially the silver ones.

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[-] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 40 points 2 days ago

Musk = POS Nazi.

[-] Furbag@pawb.social 101 points 2 days ago

For as long as I live I'll never understand how people could see that unveiling where the doofuses on stage hurl a big metal ball at the "bulletproof" glass and watch it crack during the live demo, and still think "Yeah I'll pre-order one of those".

Manchildren, fascist sympathizers, and deeply unserious or delusional people drive these cars. There is no "I bought it before I knew how crazy Elon was."

[-] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 day ago

Like, who would even want a car that is impossible to escape from during an emergency?

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[-] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 199 points 3 days ago

Couldn't happen to an uglier, more stupid car.

It looks like something a 6 year old designed on a 1980s PC.

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