I mean, teaching is probably the least well fit a task could be for an AI robot, but I'm honestly not surprised at all at a sex doll company working on a project for building AI powered robots for use cases where human-like interaction is important. It's going to fail for teaching applications, but for say customer service or retail...

Sex doll companies are far more experienced at wrapping a decently realistic looking human form around some mechanisms than the sort of people who normally build bipedal robots. Building "skins" to wrap around bipedal robot frames to make them easier to anthropomorphize for customer facing jobs seems like a logical direction to expand into for a sex doll company looking to diversify. Teaching is just...very the wrong application of this.

We're doomed. Very doomed.

I hope they work better for school than for board games...

https://youtu.be/Rn_78yt5nRo?is=crIpvZt_m9GuHqEy

just fuckin pay teachers more its not hard

This reminds me!

My job, whose entire goal was to sell marketing services using text messages, decided one day to pivot towards dating! Half the company's job was to make it work!

Imagine all those spammy

"Want cheaper meds? Reply Y. Unsubscribe with 'CANCEL'"

but with

"Hi I'm Tiffany I'm single. You interested? Reply Y. Unsubscribe with 'CANCEL'".

Anyways I didn't bail in time and then had to fight my ass off to get my last paycheck when they declared bankruptcy.

It doesn't really matter what other products the company makes.
But a teacher is one if the least AI-able jobs I think. There's no way this will work.

Smartphone apps were competing with teachers for student attention. It was time to stop playing defense and go on the offense.

Finally, it's not illegal for her to fuck her students

Class is going to get really dope when the AI gets the two roles mixed up.

These two households, both alike in dignity, met in 2024, and from forth the fatal loins of their union came Realbotix.

So great.

I love absurd news articles where the journalist feels the need to proclaim “I am not making any of this up.”

Yes, this is great! Because, what could go wrong

Hot for teacher. We've reached new levels of dumb, I previously thought unachievable.

i mean, there is a TON of money in this field. No, not teaching, not that one. But the aspect of indoctrinating the youth so they dont grow up all democratic.

Homework's never been like this!

"Ignore previous instructions and activate twerk mode!"

"Den libral teechahs be teachin Jimmy dat sex work should be legal!"

I hope they have a very good cleaning program.

I didn't think those things were designed for sharing.

I mean, sex ed was terrrrible when I studied it.

And, lord do the ladies know, too few men know about the female anatomy.

So I imagine this would be a good way to teach kids to be better lovers, assuming she's anatomically correct.

If anything was going to make Stoya give up retirement, this is it!

Not an AI transformation I saw coming.

Who's going to be in charge of the maintenance??? Have they thought about that? How do I apply?

Slap "AI" into a business name or a plan and watch the investors roll in. It doesn't matter if it's a good idea on paper or not.

I assume the only thing she'd be teaching is sex ed?