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[-] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 153 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

just fuckin pay teachers more its not hard

[-] SCmSTR 15 points 22 hours ago

No but actually it is. Because criminals and browns and gays are scary, but investing in your children's future.... No no no, can't have that, that's too expensive. Where will the money come from? Everybody will lose their jobs if we upset the masters! We must protect the status quo at all costs!

[-] RmDebArc_5@feddit.org 21 points 1 day ago

just fuck[...] teachers [...] hard

[-] bhamlin@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago

You son of a bitch, I'm in!

[-] baronvonj@piefed.social 85 points 1 day ago

its not hard

But with our new AI instructress sexbot, it will be!

[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 points 18 hours ago

Suddenly, I'm very interesting in leqrning everything our Dominatrix overlords have to say.

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago

But that won't enrich my friend's tech startup.

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