Considering how reusable tires are, I'm shocked that companies don't pay for them like aluminum cans and glass bottles

Plus self-imposed tariffs!

I was gonna say, someone's about to Kevin Spacey Elmo via Kevin Clash

Hey. Shut up. Again.

You'll never unfuck shit.

I would also ask the pushy neighbor if he was specifically planning on buying Wyze cameras for this. They've had multiple security problems in recent years.

I have Wyze cameras and can confirm. On a handful of occasions, I've opened my app to thumbnails or livestreams of places I do not recognize. I'll probably change this up at some point when I can afford to replace them and get a better hang of Home Assistant.

In the aaaaarms of the aaaaangels

Long live the Pringles cantenna

He never promised that, though. He promised to rid the land of gnomes, an under appreciated linchpin species. He also promised to reveal who has been pissing in the town well. By doing that, the unicorns and fairy dust would return naturally.

What he didn't mention was that aggressive deforestation had killed all the unicorns and fairies. And even if they did come back, they'd be shot on sight because an endangered species would halt the deforestation and that's currently profitable. Once the wildfires take out the rest of the enchanted forest, the townspeople will likely die in agony with their dignity stripped away, but that'll be profitable, too, if they can convince enough people that their support will put them on the survivor's side!

I'd argue that hot humid air condensing on a cold stone might be a natural dehumidifier, but I'm not sure that refrigerant being compressed in a high-pressure system and then allowed to rapidly decompress through coils captured in dense arrays of metal fins while a fan blows across them qualifies as a "natural" process.

Anyway, I was just being a little silly about describing an Air Conditioner's primary function as a natural process.

Then I realized it could come off as a little mean, so I selectively and deliberately misconstrued "dehumidify" in a way to make myself sound like a conspiracy theorist.

Now, let's put on our foil hats and speculate wildly instead of explaining our comments! THEY want us to fight so that they can take our McRibs!

AC... Natural...

Dehum-idifier...

Need I say more?

Ah, the deleted verse:

Yea Lot gazed upon his daughter's rockin' tits and recalled the bosom of his wife. Lot begged God for forgiveness, but God was all like, "nah man, I'm into it. You should make your daughter dress up like a debutante and dance with you and tell her that it's to promise her chastity to me." Lot was surprised by this response and asked God to repeat himself, but only heard the thunderous roll of heavy breathing and someone slapping a giant wet ham.

I'm okay with a generation not instinctively crowd-funding a Zach Braff project.