1 bottle of white ~ 600 calories

3 hard boiled eggs - 225 calories

5 oz steak ~ 325 calories

For a total of 1150 calories. You'll need to be pretty active for a 5 lbs loss but you'd definitely lose some weight on this diet. Now I do not envy the heinous shits a diet of pure protein, coffee, and white wine will give you

They left out the cigarettes.

Some stinky ass farts coming from an all egg and beef diet.

I'm all for morning drinking, but pairing a dry white with boiled eggs just doesn't seem like a good match

What's the difference between a boiled egg and a poached egg? Theyre both just the egg cooked in water one with shell and one without

Seems perfectly reasonable to me

Shit your guts out, the diet.

poached if necessary

There are articles online about people trying this diet. At least one girl said it worked, but obviously the amount you lose would depend on Your starting weight and You would lose mostly water.

So get drunk and get skinny?

I don't think its working, I'm still fat.

P.S.

Its just a joke folks, you can chill

Wide awake and tipsy all night long!

This will technically do what it says on the tin but there are definitely better diets to achieve the same, haha.

And if you're anything like me, counting calories will be going out the window pretty shortly after polishing off that daily bottle.

Not as good as The Butterfield Diet Plan

1970s: vegetables smegetables

You can substitute beer for the wine. Remember Kiddies, there is a pork chop's worth of calories in every bottle! This is why diabetics prefer beer of a real chop! ./////JKing!

This is NOT accurate dietary and medical advice!

Where’s the problem?

White wine with steak? Blasphemy!

I had to wait until college to discover day drinking, why didn't the men's magazines BITD discuss this topic

And then people wonder why gen-x is fucked up.

Edit: to clarify why gen-x:

Mom, mom?! Shaddup kid I'm on a wine diet...