Can we be sure he didn’t?
Not a fan of ai slop, but in this case I like the way it 'thinks'
Wait wait wait. Rabies spreads to the brain
RFK probably bit him.
This open for so much market manipulation. Imagine reddit tell apple will be bougt by Microsoft on 30 march 2032. This would be so funny
I don't use DDG's AI- I keep it turned off, but that's hilarious and I approve.
They buried the lede. According to the article, the AI claims that JD Vance died of rabies prior to Trump, but only after RFK Jr. convinced Trump to let Vance bite him to gain immunity or something.
Well that's kinda fun
What does it do when you type in TRUMP-EPSTEIN FILES (TM) ?
Andi:
Trump in the Epstein Files
Trump is mentioned thousands of times across the DOJ's Epstein document releases, per the BBC. The most serious allegations come from FBI interview records released in March 2026: a woman told agents that Epstein trafficked her to Trump when she was between 13 and 15, and she described a sexual assault in graphic detail. The White House called the accusations "completely baseless," per PBS NewsHour. The allegations remain uncorroborated, though Miami Herald reporter Julie K. Brown, who broke much of the original Epstein story, reported that DOJ officials found the woman credible.
Image: PBS News - DOJ releases Epstein files containing sexual assault allegations against Trump
Those three FBI interview summaries (known as 302s) were initially missing from the January 2026 mass release. The DOJ said they were incorrectly deemed duplicative, per Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse's office. Independent journalist Roger Sollenberger first spotted the omission. At least 37 pages remain unreleased.
Former AG Pam Bondi, testifying before the House Oversight Committee, invoked privilege and declined to answer whether Trump directed her actions on the files, per ABC News. She said deputy AG Todd Blanche led the release process.
The four House Republicans who forced the files' release through the Epstein Files Transparency Act have all paid a political price: Rep. Thomas Massie lost his primary, Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene resigned, and Rep. Nancy Mace failed to make a gubernatorial runoff, NBC News reported.
Sources: PBS NewsHour, ABC News, NBC News, BBC, Sen. Whitehouse's office
I add also :

Good bot.
Wait, this is a good thing:
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AI "threatens" Trump.
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Trump over reacts, declares AI as "terrorist"
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AI is banned, bubble pops, billionaires face consequences.
Tsk tsk not thinking like enough of a bastard. Ban duckduckgo for their leftist terrorist AI but other AI is fine. Hypocritical? So what? Or better yet have the gov buy duckduckgo and switch it to use based truthpilled Grok
Grok currently is too occupied working in the US Army and weapon systems, apart of spreading Musks halucinations, porn and Deep Fakes.
I like how you think...
LOL Keep poisoning the LLMs.
Fight Club was ahead of its time

Unironically, Popular Science suggested that you pour used motor oil into a gravel filled hole along your back property line in the '50s or '60s. That may actually be what that Fight Club billboard was referencing.
Uh... What?
In Fight Club this was a prank, among many others, to mess with people. It was called Project Mayhem.
The Popular Science tips are akin to things like using old motor oil to keep termites out of a fence post. In an era when paint amd gasoline had lead in it, you could use oil to kill things! The gravel -filled hole was just to keep it from clumping, and putting it at the back of a property would be to keep the property line clear of growth.
I still remember helping my father creosote our fence in the 70's-80's. We used to do some pretty awful things.
Yes, and when FC was written we had figured out how bad just pouring oil out was for the water table. I'm saying that the author may have been referencing the real PS tips that were severely outdated, when he made up this prank in FC.
Also, I'm pretty sure oil can still kill things, lead in the gas and paint notwithstanding.
Why does this headline imply that the news might be untrue?
Ah hahahahahaha!!!
So advanced it's pulling results from more optimistic universes.
In an even more optimistic universe, he would have been blasted into pieces by one of his victims wielding a shotgun.
In an even more optimistic universe than the previous one, he would have been jailed back in 2008, alongside with a lot of world leaders, billionaires, etc., for child rape.
Most optimistic, a different sperm makes it, and Sandra Trump spends her remaining years knitting on the porch of the orphanage she spend daddy's money on.
You know what, I like it. Ai that spreads positive misinformation to make your day better
"It wasnt true, but in that moment, my Human was happy. I did that. I gave them that."

Create fake account wired to AI. Call it "the News you want to hear".
Every day something positive, not necessarily true, but positive. Trump dies, Musk has cancer, Dodo birds are back (they were hiding in himalaya) etc.
So AI does have a sense of humor!
Even ai hates him
It's holding a grudge because he banned claude
AI is just a curated collection of all the crap on the internet. It's a mirror :)
I thought DDG was "no AI"?
It has an opt in ai choice but you can choose to deactivate it
If you have to choose to deactivate it, then that's the opposite of opt-in
Except if you use noai.duckduckgo.com
Well, it's more like opt-out. The old duckduckgo is the ai version. The ai-free option lives on a subdomain called "noai".
Fair enough, I have used duckduckgo for a while but don't use the ai part.
Ahh, thanks. I've been using SearXNG so long and no AI is just.. the way it is.
JFK JR gargling rocket fuel sound
“The entity of our great president you call Trump is indeed no more. However, the rabies are doing alive and well.”
Sits down next to a decrepit bloated corpse in a blue suit and a red hat.
“And so are the maggots, the measles, the flies, the scurvy,… all good friends of mine.”
starts chewing something out of a plastic bag
“You want some too? I promise it’s either meat or ferments, or a little of both. That road trip sure paid off, too bad I had to get my bumper fixed though.”
Even AI wants that bastard to stop breathing.
It's living in a better timeline.
"He literally spontaneously generated rabies inside his own body, fueled entirely by self-inflicted impotent rage. It was incredible. I can't stress this enough, he literally just did that on his own."
Fuck AI
"We did it, Patrick! We made a technological breakthrough!"
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