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[-] Lauchmelder@feddit.org 70 points 1 month ago

bruh imagine eating 2kg of raw meat and a potato and thinking it's somehow a great meal

[-] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 month ago

It would have been an amazing meal, pre-fire.

[-] doomsdayrs@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 month ago

idk... nuts and berries are really nice with that tasty lick rock.

[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

No hominid ate potatoes pre-fire. Not sure homo sapiens even existed pre-fire, though I'm curious if we inherited fire starting from our ancestors, learned it from neanderthals/homo erectus, or figured it out for ourselves.

[-] Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago

I'd forgo the potato but frig yeah, a hau ch of meat that size would be amazingly great meal. throw a side salad on there and bam... keto friendly meal, tons of pristine and energy to hit the gym and work on some core strength.

I lost 50+lbs in 5 months eating food like this. 10chicken legs and salad, whole racks of pork ribs and salad, 1-2kg of beef and a salad.

those were my dinners for months. lost weight, had more energy then ever. felt so much better then when I ate carbs. didn't feel like bloated bleh after eating, even that much

[-] Zombie@feddit.uk 23 points 1 month ago

This comment is like one of those recipe reviews that gives 2 stars because they changed half the ingredients and it came out shit.

[-] wieson@feddit.org 5 points 1 month ago

A hauch of meat? That's like a thousand hauchs stuck together.

[-] Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

a haunch is a whole thigh or something equivalent. this most certainly qualifies as a haunch

[-] wieson@feddit.org 1 points 1 month ago

You misspelt it as hauch, which I humorously took as the german word Hauch, meaning whisp.

[-] mech@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I grew up bilingual German and English, and I didn't get that joke.
(In diesem Land werden Nomen immer noch grrroßgeschrieben!)

[-] Stegget@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago

Looks to be prime rib. It's not raw, just rare. It's supposed to look like that. And no the liquid is not blood.

[-] jacksilver@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

I'm not sure if it's the lighting or the camera, but on the left picture the prime rib is almost hot pink. Rare is fine, but that cut looks terrible.

[-] Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago

yeah pretty sure that's blood/grease mix. blood from the rare meat, and grease from the improperly rendered fat.

while I'd eat the shit outta that because I love blue steak, rare for when the servers look at me confused, I'd love to hear what you thinkt hat red pool of liquid is atop the very rare meat if it's not blood.

[-] john_lemmy@slrpnk.net 18 points 1 month ago

It is myoglobin, not blood.

[-] Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

mayo globin sounds pretty tasty actually

[-] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Its some weird muscle juice not blood.

[-] Stegget@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

It's myoglobin.

[-] EvilHankVenture@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

If you put it aside it won't coagulate, it's not blood. It's myoglobin as the other poster said, proteins from the meat. Blood is drained from meat before it is butchered.

[-] Lumisal@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Rare is just the fancy version of raw

[-] Stegget@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

That would be blue. Rare is a higher loot tier.

[-] bizarroland@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

My childhood best friend's dad always said to send his steak out so raw you could slap a band-aid on it and put it back out to pasture.

[-] nimble 12 points 1 month ago

A bandaid wont fix exsanguination though

[-] Skyline969@piefed.ca 16 points 1 month ago

You must be fun at parties

[-] bizarroland@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

No need to be rude, like, maybe he just really wanted to use the word exsanguination and found a sentence that it fit.

[-] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago

Not with that attitude.

[-] Starik@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

No, but it will prevent it.

[-] CentipedeFarrier@piefed.social 9 points 1 month ago

I go with “I want it to moo when I stab it”, but I actually would eat it raw, and have on many occasions (not from restaurant, but directly from a butcher)

But it’s been almost a decade since I ate a slab of meat. It just doesn't agree with my digestive system, and constipation for days isn't worth it. Im not strictly vegetarian, but as long as eggs don't count, I’m vegetarian probably 75% of days with the rest being pre-made meals or things people prepare for me, and a burger a few times a month. I’m not paying the premium for a beyond or impossible when they always taste freezer burned around here because they aren’t popular, but if they have a veg patty or black bean, I usually get that.

[-] madkins@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago
[-] bizarroland@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Show it a picture of how it could have been appropriately prepared

[-] john_lemmy@slrpnk.net 23 points 1 month ago

Poor guy had to eat it with a spoon

[-] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 month ago

I've seen cows hurt worse than that get better.

[-] sexy_peach@feddit.org 17 points 1 month ago

still full (of parasites)

[-] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 month ago

ITT: People that have never seen or eaten prime rib.

Yes, it is tender enough to eat with a spoon.

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[-] Gumbyyy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

There are a shocking number of people in this thread who have apparently never seen a prime rib before in their lives.

[-] Eternal192@anarchist.nexus 5 points 1 month ago

That's why the only steaks i eat are those that can be prepared somewhere between medium and well done, the rest are better in a stew anyway.

I did eat a few small pieces of "well done" beef and while it was ok the fact that it was still bloody in the middle almost made me vomit.

[-] Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 month ago
[-] Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 month ago

bloody in the middle isn't well done.

that's brunt from frozen.

[-] doomsdayrs@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago

I rather have my meat cooked. Fully herbed and sauced and spiced to perfection.

[-] Nounka@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

If i want meat that 'raw' i would bite the cow herself.

[-] Cypher@aussie.zone 2 points 1 month ago

You shouldn’t bite your mother

[-] AltheaHunter 5 points 1 month ago

That’s not a steak, it’s a cut from a prime rib roast.

[-] Luminous5481@anarchist.nexus 5 points 1 month ago

They wiped its ass, told it not to moo, and slapped it on a plate

[-] DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

Yeah that's prime rib.

It's pink, not red.

Low and slow roasted to not overcook it.

[-] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I really didn't know they could look like that

[-] Lupo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago
[-] Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

Legit thought this was a cake and thought it looked pretty appetizing, now that I know it's meat 🤮

[-] Avicenna@programming.dev 1 points 1 month ago

Steak? That is a blood soup Monsieur

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

*myoglobin soup

[-] ikidd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

That's prime rib that a good veterinarian could bring back to life.

[-] Crozekiel@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

Dude is still full because he has parasites.

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