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[-] Lauchmelder@feddit.org 69 points 5 days ago

bruh imagine eating 2kg of raw meat and a potato and thinking it's somehow a great meal

[-] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 18 points 5 days ago

It would have been an amazing meal, pre-fire.

[-] doomsdayrs@lemmy.ml 13 points 5 days ago

idk... nuts and berries are really nice with that tasty lick rock.

[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

No hominid ate potatoes pre-fire. Not sure homo sapiens even existed pre-fire, though I'm curious if we inherited fire starting from our ancestors, learned it from neanderthals/homo erectus, or figured it out for ourselves.

[-] Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca 7 points 5 days ago

I'd forgo the potato but frig yeah, a hau ch of meat that size would be amazingly great meal. throw a side salad on there and bam... keto friendly meal, tons of pristine and energy to hit the gym and work on some core strength.

I lost 50+lbs in 5 months eating food like this. 10chicken legs and salad, whole racks of pork ribs and salad, 1-2kg of beef and a salad.

those were my dinners for months. lost weight, had more energy then ever. felt so much better then when I ate carbs. didn't feel like bloated bleh after eating, even that much

[-] Zombie@feddit.uk 23 points 5 days ago

This comment is like one of those recipe reviews that gives 2 stars because they changed half the ingredients and it came out shit.

[-] wieson@feddit.org 5 points 5 days ago

A hauch of meat? That's like a thousand hauchs stuck together.

[-] Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 days ago

a haunch is a whole thigh or something equivalent. this most certainly qualifies as a haunch

[-] wieson@feddit.org 1 points 4 days ago

You misspelt it as hauch, which I humorously took as the german word Hauch, meaning whisp.

[-] mech@feddit.org 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I grew up bilingual German and English, and I didn't get that joke.
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