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Their mock election was so realistic the school even played the role of the CIA (lemmy.today)

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Horse tornado for children (lemmy.today)

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Psychotic crackheads ripping the copper wiring out of the walls to try and find the Woke Machine that makes women not want to fuck them. (lemmy.today)

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Jonathan, the giant tortoise, the world's oldest living land animal 'is alive' after getting caught up in alleged crypto scam. (lemmy.today)

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oh no my moths (lemmy.today)

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POV: you're a zoo penguin about to be put down (lemmy.today)

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I have been logged out of my toothbrush (lemmy.today)

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The Rotisserie Bastard is done with his procedure and ready for pickup (lemmy.today)

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Joey Chestnut to defend hot dog eating title while on probation after pleading guilty to battery (lemmy.today)

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There were no bathrooms before either, so it's actually a pre-existing issue. —mudkip (lemmy.today)

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I'm not sure what nipples you're seeing, but I just see a lot of cats — Rai (lemmy.today)

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Context: https://lemmy.today/post/53181169?sort=Top

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