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[-] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 60 points 3 days ago

If we're really committed to not going by solar time, everything should be UTC.

[-] Spooge@lemmy.world 27 points 3 days ago

I'm an American, and I refuse to switch to metric time.

[-] mech@feddit.org 46 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

OK then keep using your 12 Football innings per school shooting.

[-] Bahnd@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago
[-] Spooge@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago
[-] Bahnd@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

[Runs away hissing] 2026-06-05T18:25:00+00:00

[-] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

This thread has been cleansed

[-] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago

Yeah, how else would you say "a quarter past eight", like "15 centimeters past eight"? It makes no sense!

[-] Spooge@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago
[-] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 3 days ago

Actual metric time was a fiasco I've always been fascinated by

[-] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago

Thanks for posting this. That was an interesting read.

[-] Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I've made this argument so many times. It just makes things so much easier when dealing internationally

[-] gnutrino@programming.dev 2 points 2 days ago

If we're not going by solar time we should go with TAI. Fuck leap seconds.

[-] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

but I live in EST land so therefore it is the best option

[-] Sneezydinosaur@lemmy.world 32 points 3 days ago

It's crazy to me how people keep making memes where the group with Florida isn't a part of the mental illness. Really speaks to the severity of their mental illness.

[-] PolarKraken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 days ago

Florida is really more like a global epicenter of mental illness, unique and distinct, lol. Magnetically attracting the unwell of various stripes, concentrating and uhhh...cultivating that funk, which of course can't help but radiate outwards, given the frightening densities of "wtf?"

Apparently even tryna think about how to classify the place causes weird distortion effects.

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 hours ago

Yeah, Florida is basically a retirement home, with boomers aging their population is increasing a lot right now. Its quintessential boomerness.

[-] RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

What's 'Mountain'? I've seen TV shows advertised as Eastern, then their voice gets quiet and they mention Central. Sometimes they do the same for Pacific. Never heard of 'Mountain.' Sounds fake.

[-] MehBlah@lemmy.world 35 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

What’s ‘Mountain’?

Its a really big hill that is hard to climb.

[-] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 11 points 3 days ago

Surely you can't be serious?

- Kate Bush and Sisyphus, simultaneously

[-] Spooge@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago

"It's Mountain Time" is what your mom says when she calls me.

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 12 points 3 days ago

Never heard of 'Mountain.' Sounds fake.

[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

there's only like 8 people there, so it doesn't really matter.

[-] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

I’m one of them. At least 3 of us are on Lemmy!

[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Statistically, that's impressive!

[-] Starik@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

If you live in Eastern, you’ve heard Central on tv or the radio because it neighbors you and some people in Central might be getting the same broadcast. You’ve heard Pacific because a lot of media is out of LA. There’s nothing important in the Mountain time zone, and it’s far away from you, so you don’t hear about it often.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

They claim it includes New Mexico, but I don't see why we'd have a new Mexico when the old one is still perfectly good. Sounds fake to me

[-] socsa@piefed.social 2 points 2 days ago

Even old New Mexico was once New Amsterdam.

  • Confucius, probably
[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The area that New Mexico occupies was named Nuevo Mexico before Mexico existed and was called Mexico, which makes Nex Mexico, OG Mexico.

[-] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

It's 245pm in California right now.

If you go to parts of Arizona they might tell you it's 345pm. Ask in Phoenix and they'll say 245pm.

Ask in Phoenix in the winter and they remember to say hour different from Pacific time.

They can't get the story straight.

[-] NotSteve_@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I guess we don't have the concept of time in Canada (or Mexico) based on this map. Thats also ignoring all of the other world timezones

edit: I'd also label anything American mental illness but I'd be catching my own strays given I'm in EST

[-] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 days ago

Confirmed. I’m in Canada and I’m always late.

[-] Leviathan@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Real shit. No cap. No lies told.

I'm very old.

[-] smeg@infosec.pub 5 points 3 days ago

It's a little bizarre that the Netherlands, or especially Spain, are in the time zone centered on basically Berlin. Damn WW2. The sun doesn't set until nearly 23:00 this time of year, and during winter isn't up until nearly 08:00.

[-] Rothe@piefed.social 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Sounds pretty normal, even quite lax from a Northern European viewpoint. Is it supposed to be different?

[-] Romkslrqusz@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 days ago

Must be wild living somewhere in the middle of a state right at a time zone border

Specially that eastern Oregon / western Idaho pocket where you gain an hour going far enough north, south, or west lol

[-] impairedimperator@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 days ago

Nah. Not really. Time zones don't follow state boundaries because they generally follow natural population boundaries.

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Even within a time zone things can be odd because of how big they are. Like you've got sunlight in the summer in Maine until like 8 but in Michigan it's 9.

[-] mimavox@piefed.social 2 points 2 days ago

Or, you can do like China and just dictate that everything is one timezone, regardless of longitude.

[-] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago

It would be really weird going to work at 5am instead of 8am, despite the sun being out

[-] mkwt@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Looking at you, China.

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

Welp, it's 1 PM in Hawaii, time to go settle in for the night.

[-] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

They should never have done away with Specific Time.

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