No one ever asks me to join the Illuminati. 😔
Right? Expose your baby to quality music, like Lorna Shore.
Work. :(
But I’m off in a couple hours and I’ll still have most of my day. Probably work on some music and do some cooking and a couple chores, but I’d really like to get out of the house too…other than for going to work.
I’m just here to bask in the duality of humankind.
Anyone reading this play in a punk band? Cause I just found your next album cover.
All gather and stand in awe at the majesty of the mustard tiddy!
When I was in college I decided to go drag for Halloween. I got the gayest dude in our dorm to pick my outfit, wig, do my makeup, and make sure everything was perfect. Then a bunch of us went bar hopping and it was easily one of the best nights of my college life.
This might be a hot take, but in my opinion the alternatives in this article aren’t any better.
There any love here for Icthyosaurus?
Just looks like a big derpy lemony shaped dolphin, with a snoot that 76% more boopable.
This little thing of people getting Illuminati invites is giving me an idea for a movie…
So in my movie, a group of dudes decide to start calling themselves The Illuminati, just for the fuck of it. It’s just a name after all, and they don’t really do anything but get together and drink or fish or just do dude stuff. They make a little Facebook page for their Illuminati group that’s just pictures of them having fun.
But then they start getting contacted by world governments asking them to do like really high level stuff. Like, one country wants them to engineer a famine in a rival country, another needs them to help them cover up a UFO crash near a small town. Any they don’t know how to do any of this shit. James is an electrician. Edward teaches eighth grade Spanish. The hell do they know about being a shadow government? So now, they have to figure out how to do all this stuff while still making it look like they’re just some happy weed smoking dudes who like to hang out and have fun together.