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submitted 2 days ago by snoons@lemmy.ca to c/onehundredninetysix

cross-posted from: https://mander.xyz/post/53131800

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[-] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 4 points 18 hours ago

Cute little meat bag.

[-] applebusch 7 points 1 day ago

this is giving first sphynx cat vibes, like they've discovered the first hairless hedgehog and someone is going to breed it to make more spawning a whole industry of quill-less hedgehog pets. after a quick web search... nvm. nelson has passed.

[-] RavuAlHemio@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago

I’m sure his mom was surprised how smooth the delivery was.

[-] lauha@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

While this is a joke, I want to clarify to the people who don't know that hoglets are born spineless and the spines grow within first few days.

[-] RavuAlHemio@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

To my knowledge, they’re there from day one, but start out very short and very soft. (I don’t think the mother can feel the difference during delivery.)

[-] krox@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 day ago

That thing looks like a nut sack that came to life

[-] naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago

If your scrotum is tight like that you need your cancerous balls removed.

[-] lauha@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

No no, I just took a cold shower. I swear!

[-] naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago

💉✂️✂️🪡 motherfucker. Get in the hospital gown

[-] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 16 points 1 day ago

Sonic the hog.

That bottom right picture - forbidden stress ball.

[-] rylviq@sopuli.xyz 24 points 2 days ago

umm! should I say it? can I say it?!

[-] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 25 points 2 days ago

Fam, this is the internet, you're contractually obliged to say it.

[-] rylviq@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 day ago
[-] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 day ago

I see lots of laughter and also a distinct lack of saying it.....

[-] i_dont_want_to 15 points 1 day ago

No need to be teste, I got you.

he looks like balls lmao

[-] cloudskater@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago

Haha, scrote!

[-] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

Stop, I can only get so erect!

[-] riwo 21 points 2 days ago

this creature looks soo miserable ;w;

[-] snoons@lemmy.ca 46 points 2 days ago

Born to Hedge, forced to hog. :(

[-] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I get in trouble for hedging my hog

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 days ago

It sounds like he gets special care and love and attention. We should all be so lucky.

[-] tutter 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

so many great names for this fella

Zack, (short for ballsack)

Grundle

testicles (prnounced like hercules)

Max Danger

Balloon

Flapjack

Folds

any others?

[-] jorymo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago
[-] kernelle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago

All hail testi-cles!

[-] i_dont_want_to 3 points 1 day ago

Normally you have to bake hedgehogs in clay to remove the quills after cooking, but this opens the possibility of crispy fried hedgehog.

[-] Mordred_85@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

“His best life” better than the other lives he lived so far

[-] kayzeekayzee 3 points 1 day ago
[-] luciole@beehaw.org 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

I was born without quills too you know

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