Childhood memor-knees

The random elf head getting pulled off was always such a trip. Anyone remember Elf Bowling 3 where you launched elves in the air using a bra tied to two trees as a slingshot?

Sorry girl, but good for you for living your truth anyway! Happy holidays!

Yep, I have a successful career and had... Ehh ok grades and I graduated college and everything.

The problem was I was basically in overdrive all the time and miserable just to get everything done.

I finally got a diagnosis. It's a lot easier than in the past. They tested me years ago and basically said I am very intelligent I'm just lazy.

Getting meds has been a challenge though. Not sure when that will happen for me...

Moisannaite gives the most rainbows, and I think they are gorgeous.

But I do love the sparkle of diamonds, and sometimes prefer it. Fortunately synthetic ones are easy to come by.

He matches the floor and the slipper! And is super cute while doing so.

That doorway in panel 3 tho

Musk. I'm pretty sure Trump's ding a ling can't get any firmer than an overripe banana nowadays.

Hey trailer homes aren't anything to sneeze at! Too bad they're so fucking expensive now though.

I hate it, because so many people don't see the problem. "Oh it's a short drive."

Yeah it sure is a DRIVE which is why I'm not doing it.

Yes it sucks that I have to plan harder if I want to drink while I'm out but... I don't have to drink.

Oh no, the police going bankrupt. The horror!

Are you American? If so, know your rights. Most debt cannot be passed down to surviving children. If the amount of debt exceeds how much their estate is worth, the lenders are not entitled to you paying them. They will try to make you pay, don't do it! Do not give them even one penny or agree to anything, or you will have then "assumed" the debt and now it is yours.

The exceptions are loans where your name is on them (joint or cosigned iirc) or medical debt in certain states with filial responsibility laws.