Very frustrating, but my decidedly not rich neighborhood was pretty great this year. But I live in a house.

What I don't understand is why aren't apartments more hopping with trick or treaters? Isn't having more households closer together MORE conducive to getting more candy? And better for being able to hang with some neighbors?

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I have question marks over my head. Time to get my landline phone that is directly wired to IKEA.

Slayer would totally party with some vampires

My meditation: "oh powers that be, give me the strength not to slap this bitch"

Tar, ash, and plant resins

My ex did that to me. Now when my partner says she loves me, I think that she is mad at me. Years later.

My area was full of trick or treaters. I saw more homemade costumes. Had some teens in the spirit, lots of adults, too. My kid got to hang out with some friends and trick or treat.

However, I didn't dress up this year. Too much to do. My daughter's costume was all stuff we already had. Didn't decorate because, again, too much to do.

They do tend to mess up my order, but they are at least super chill and nice when I kindly ask them to fix it.

Man, I am crushed by how badly my local Qdoba prepares their proteins. It's not like that at other Qdobas.

Checking their bank balance

Repeat after me: "What would you like me to de-prioritize in favor of this task?"