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[-] HalfSalesman@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I don't care if shes fucked a lot of dudes. If she's clean, or only has something I'm prep/vax'd against I'd still be down to get with her she's hot as hell.

I only take issue with it being presumably a dumb publicity stunt thing. Like, if she fucked that many guys over the course of a few years it'd just mean she had a really high libido and a desire for variety. But that many in one go? That just sounds unpleasant.

[-] king_comrade@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

If it were a man fucking 1000 girls in a day, we'd all celebrate. What's more unattractive than a high body count? Insecurity.

[-] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago

If it were a man fucking 1000 girls in a day, we'd all celebrate.

This statement makes me doubt that you know any actual human people irl.

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[-] Echolynx@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago

Doesn't even seem physically possible...

[-] djsoren19 4 points 2 days ago

Not with that attitude!

I could probably suck a thousand cocks in a day. Maybe get a few of them with just hjs.

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[-] king_comrade@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

If we're only counting penetration, it ain't that wild

[-] Lumisal@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

All? Nah, I'd be wearing PPE and calling a health department to give people STD tests and see if a super spreader event just happened, regardless of sex, gender, or orientation.

No way the condoms are having a 100% success rate at the number in a single 24 hours.

[-] king_comrade@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Yep that's right, orgies and sex parties are notorious for diseases. There's no way the exact opposite is true and you're a lazy bigot who couldn't be more clever insulting pro sex communities. Crack another joke jester, but maybe try this time yeh?

[-] Lumisal@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Yep that's right, orgies and sex parties are notorious for diseases.

I mean, yeah?

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC4714774/ (Increased levels of Gonorrhea in certain models of MSM)

https://link.springer.com/article/10.1186/s12879-021-05813-5 (Increased odds of STIs in cis/bi swingers)

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC3410442/ (Higher odds of transmission in an orgy, and that's just based on self reporting - actual transmission numbers are higher)

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2010/06/100623212635.htm (Much higher increased rates of STIs among elderly swinger/group sex communities)

These are just some statistics proving that, even though basic damn logic and math would normally lead a person of basic levels of intelligence to conclude that the logistics of such events would increase the odds of STIs spreading; much like a person with the flu sneezing in a plane, even with a mask, is more likely to infect others than 2 people in an open field - but I understand providing empirical data is important still.

Note that none of these events involved anywhere close to a 1001 people in a single day. Which means the odds would be much higher with that many people in involved, as screening that many people fully would be both expensive and more difficult to do in an organized manner, and the odds of a condom slip or other protective measure failing would only go up.

But by all means, do keep talking and showing everyone your magnificent grasp on basic statistical logic.

[-] king_comrade@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

That wasn't a good joke at all. Completely ignored what I asked. So rude.

[-] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 119 points 3 days ago

Does that disqualify someone? No.

Would I be interested? Also no.

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 36 points 3 days ago

People just love to be offended by something a random stranger did 10'000 km away.

[-] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

No fucks given about the body-count. Not putting a stop to it at the point it becomes traumatizing AND leaning-in on the trauma in public quotes? I relive all the times I let myself almost-break for a dollar enough in therapy enough, without risking strangers asking me about it or calling me "brave"(as if THAT'S what would happen...) No mistake, good-on-her for following-through if she genuinely wanted to or deemed it that important, but from the sound of it...

... Oh, and let's not pretend society(or even 95+% of women who despise OOP, rightly or otherwise...) would be cool with me being cool with that and still wanting to date Bonnie Blue this side of her-changing-career-paths and me magically having enough money to "fix" her, either. I'm not interested in increasing the number of judgy "I got mine"/aspiring prudes in this world, TYVM.

[-] AceOnTrack 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Like yeah, I mean, I'm not that bothered that she fucked a thousand guys. I mean it kinda does, but what really puts me off is the thought processes that led to this event. Because clearly that isn't something that happened on an impulse.

Like, I get doing dumb shit on impulse. I've done dumb shit on impulse. But this clearly had required planning, finding a thousand stupid dudes, organising logistics, hopefully std screening, etc.

At some point during all that, if your braincells don't light up and you don't realize it's not a thing you should be doing... There's something inherently wrong with you.

There's also something wrong with the 1000 guys that partricipated but that's another can of STD infected worms

[-] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 13 hours ago

Nothing wrong with it until she decided, probably after the fact, that it was wrong all-along, and she should probably at least pretend to regret it, as if society and people like you would ever forgive her, or just as likely, an angle for her to seize the spotlight for another precious moment without really trying. Thankfully, there's people like you she was able to wring another few precious pennies from.

I'm not here for anyone's perscriptive "should she have done that?" agendas, and your double-speak on the matter is gross.

[-] AceOnTrack 1 points 25 minutes ago

I never knew she existed until reading this post, I haven't looked her up, and will forget about her the moment this post disappears from my timeline. She got nothing from me. I don't have to forgive her for anything, not only because it's her lifestyle choices and she only really harmed nobody but herself in the process. but also because ultimately, in the grand scheme of things, I don't care all that much. She's an irrelevant person who achieved nothing and, like I said, I will forget about her about as quickly as I learned about her.

And, again, while I do find the act itself somewhat repulsive and somewhat of a deal breaker for me, what really puts me off here is the lack of basic brain cell functionality. Like I said, there likely was plenty of time for her to stop and think about it and she clearly did not.

And this goes for everyone involved in the planning and realization of her actions that day.

[-] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 56 points 3 days ago

The idea that vaginas stretch out is kinda debunked.

Now assholes on the other hand...

[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 43 points 3 days ago

I’m not disagreeing with the point of your statement, but I do want to clarify that vaginas absolutely stretch, just not permanently. You’ll have a very different experience if you work up to fisting over a couple of hours vs. launching right into it, because vaginas loosen with arousal.

[-] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 37 points 3 days ago

The important thing is that they are elastic - they don't stay stretched. They're not like sweaters that stay stretched out forever after someone large wears them, more like rubber bands that stretch temporarily before returning to their typical size. I think that's why OP used the term "stretch out," as too many people seem to think once a vagina stretches, it's a permanent change. It's such a weird misconception.

Giving birth stretches a vagina more than any penis (or fist) ever could. Though birth can make some changes that last, it's more like "Now I need a larger size menstrual cup" than "Now penises just slide back out," as the popular belief would have people believe.

[-] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Yeah I was gonna mention the menstrual cup thing. The fact that they perceive the vagina as a purely receptive sleeve also suggests that they've rarely if ever had a woman orgasm on their dick. Hubs reports varying perceptibility between different episodes but that the muscular contraction is often robust.

[-] endless_nameless@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago

I don't think people caring about body count has anything to do with physical things other than drastically increased odds of STIs and certain cancers.

I think mature adults realize that sex is never just sex, it forms attachments whether you want it or not. Screwing around forming and cutting off attachments constantly kind of fucks with your capacity to emotionally invest in an actual relationship.

[-] poke@sh.itjust.works 22 points 3 days ago

Not everyone does form those attatchemnts. There are plenty of poeole out there who can just have sex and have a good time and move on.

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[-] AceOnTrack 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

If your brain one days goes like 'I should fuck a thousand guys' and you don't immediately shut it down, there's something terribly wrong with you, and that's before accounting for the STI you are absolutely carrying.

Now. Clearly some incels have an irrational low idea of what a 'normal' bodycount should be, but 1000 in one day ain't it either.

[-] endless_nameless@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I've had sex with 3 women and rejected sexual advances from 7, I don't think it's unreasonable to want a woman with similar statistics.

Someone might call me an incel for wanting a women with about three bodies but the truth is I've remained voluntarily celibate for the vast majority of my single life. I view sex as a big deal and something to be enjoyed only with someone you love. It's not crazy to want someone with a similar mindset, and if you have 10 bodies you either have too different of a mindset or you're way way outside my age range.

It's really ridiculous how extensively I need to spell this out to not get called an incel. People have reasons. We don't need to jump to conclusions with the least charitable interpretation all the time. Unfortunately it seems like that's literally the only thing a lot (if not most) people are capable of doing nowadays.

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[-] PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip 37 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

1000 in a single day? That's going to be difficult to...

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[-] strahlemann@sh.itjust.works 46 points 3 days ago
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[-] theywilleatthestars@lemmy.world 43 points 3 days ago

Logistically questionable, but if true than who gives a shit?

[-] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 55 points 3 days ago

According to Wikipedia it's true, and as a world record attempt a notary must have been present to count the men. There's another job I don't envy.

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[-] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 36 points 3 days ago

you're an incentive if you care about bodycount

Maybe, but I do care about orders of magnitude in bodycount. Being in the low single digits myself I definitely prefer partners that do not have a bodycount three orders of magnitude higher.

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