Republicans certainly go the extra mile though.

the key is to not talk to people

"I can't select the proper option in the dropbox, it doesn't exist anymore" -> sends me a screenshot of the missing item

get on website, the item is right there for me to select

log into database, there's nothing wrong, everything is as should be

recieve new message: "I can select it now, thanks for your prompt fix!"

thanks man, I did nothing

Being lost at sea for 30 days is the therapy

France belongs in its own group: the best. No you guys are not invited. Keep hating :D

It's like an ongoing slow motion trainwreck and I can't help but stare

Look I didn't get a job because I needed work, I got one because I need money.

My favorite part of Linux troubleshooting is you get to enter all these command line commands that barely make sense and in the end nothing works because they're meant for glibktw-6.32ajqx_rc4.1 but in the three weeks since that obscure forum post was made, every distro moved to glibktw-6.32ajqx_mgtk+2 and nothing works anymore.

America is such a funny place. From the outside it looks amazing and advanced and all techy and freedom and stuff but every time you learn something about it you realize it's really a lipstick covered dead rotten pig.

I get an unsupervised toddler eating something they shouldn't have been able to get to in the first place...

A 13 years old should at least have a functional brain.

Because fuck you.

• middle management.

France's 80 years of nuclear waste takes about the space of an Olympic swimming pool and half.

In a millena, it'll be 150 swimming pools, and that's assuming we haven't found a way to repair/reuse/recycle it in 1000 years. Or not decided to just yeet it on the nearest inhospitable planet via railcannon or something.

Nuclear waste is a non issue.