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[-] ZeroCool@piefed.ca 186 points 1 week ago

I don't think I've ever loved anything as much as those delusional MAGA dorks love getting screwed over by Trump.

[-] Crystalbound@lemmy.world 95 points 1 week ago

Must be so nice to go through life as stupid as them

[-] Blibly@lemmy.world 47 points 1 week ago

Idk they seem pretty fucking miserable all the time. Bunch of angry mouthbreathing dorks.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago

I once saw a 50 year old woman who weighed about 500lbs, on a mobility scooter running her mouth at another woman in target.

The other woman just was minding her own business shopping. Then adult power wheels rolls up and starts barking at her to go back to her homeland.

The woman explained that she was a native american. To which jabba the slut replied "THEN GO BACK TO NATIVE LAND!!!"

Every fiber of my being was thinking how I should have walked over, turned the key off her hoverround, took the key, and walk away with it. What's she gonna do? Follow me?

Still wish I had.

[-] boaratio@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago

I get yelled at by my wife and my therapist all the time for saying "I wish I was dumb, because then I'd be happy."

[-] Cherry@piefed.social 12 points 1 week ago

The term is ‘ignorance is bliss’ is quite fitting. Ignorance is seen as a negative choice rather than a happy option.

[-] prole 5 points 1 week ago

Seems like something a therapist should understand?

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[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Well yeah. Say stupid. Dumb means mute and it's rude.

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[-] Rod_Orm@piefed.world 9 points 1 week ago

ignorance is bliss

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[-] Syndication@lemmy.today 41 points 1 week ago

They always talk about how "the left" are cucks, yet they love being cucked by Trump. Curious.

[-] bigfish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 1 week ago
[-] Malyca@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 week ago

Yep that's why the South watches the most trans porn and gay porn. It's all projection because that's all their tiny brains are capable of.

[-] volore@scribe.disroot.org 146 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Quick, someone ask him how Gavin Newsom managed to raise gas prices here in Pennsylvania, too. And the rest of the country. I genuinely want to hear his reasoning, I think it would be entertaining.

[-] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 24 points 1 week ago

No reasoning, he is just parroting what he's been told

[-] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 week ago

Newsom? I thought Carney did that!

[-] DakRalter@thelemmy.club 8 points 1 week ago

No no, it was us Europeans for not helping with Operation Epstein Fury.

[-] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

My inlaws were complaining about 200+ dollar charges to fill up their trucks and vans with gas.

The same people were telling me that buying a used EV in January 2024 was a bad idea. My car costs about $9 dollars to fill up, and it does that from home.

And people, we haven't even hit a fuel shortage yet. Wait until gas is rationed or flat out not available at most stations, and then see what happens to the price. If you think that isn't going to happen, airlines are already cutting flights due to fuel shortages spiking the price.

[-] prole 5 points 1 week ago

PA currently has a Democratic governor, so he'll probably just blame Shapiro

[-] potate@lemmy.ca 77 points 1 week ago

I used to have a little chuckle when I drove my EV past people lining up at gas stations, now I full on Homer Simpson laugh.

[-] Naich@piefed.world 18 points 1 week ago

Not as hard as I laugh when I pass all the queued up cars on my bicycle.

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[-] Botzo@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

Even my EV F150 would be only about $60 from 0-100% at peak PG&E summer rates (4pm-8pm). And I just avoid those charging times, so it's more like $40.

[-] eestileib 6 points 1 week ago

Holy shit electricity is pricey

[-] Botzo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

PG&E might be one of the worst in the US. Over 50 cents per KWH during peak summer prices. And my truck is 130KWH.

My solar array should pay for itself in under 10 years.

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[-] Jaimesmith@lemmy.world 46 points 1 week ago

Gas prices apparently only become a crisis when the other team is in charge.

[-] Cargon@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 week ago

They are unprincipled cultists and I wish them a merry $9.00 / gal.

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[-] Amberskin@europe.pub 40 points 1 week ago

Are those idiots real or it’s just satire?

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 44 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

No, this is real.

Roughly 1/4 to 1/3 of this country is in a goofy as fuck, anti-reality, violent and dangerous death cult, called MAGA.

You know how like in Japan or SK, large wealthy cults have an outsized impact on politics, scandals when it turns out a PM or whoever got a bunch of money from one?

We elected our cult leader president.

Thats... thats roughly the framing you need, for this to maybe actually make sense in your brain, as anything other than the worlds grandest reality TV show.


Yougov recently did a poll.

https://yougov.com/en-us/articles/54707-how-many-americans-think-they-could-beat-donald-trump-in-a-fight

On average, 66% of Americans think they could win a fight, an actual fist fight, with Donald Trump.

10% thought they'd lose, 24% unsure.

Now break it down by party.

Democrats:

75% would win, 5% would lose, 20% unsure.

Republicans:

39% would win, 33% would lose, 28% unsure.

...

So thats's 25% of Dems don't think they're certain to win, vs 61% of Reps don't think they're certain to win...

... a fight against an obese and literally demented 79 year old with bone spurs, who wears diapers, and is often seen nodding off during meetings.

You really can only explain something like this by framing the hardcore MAGA folks as delusional, mentally impaired cult members.

They have Trump Derangement Syndrome, but its the opposite of what they think it is... its North Korea levels of Dear Leader god-king worship.

[-] GladiusB@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

That's a lot of words to call them idiots

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago

I prefer to back up my classifications with data.

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[-] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago

In order for me to answer the question, "Can I whoop DTJ's ass," I need to know, with or without secret service protection. Without the secret service, I'd curb stomp the fuck out of him. But if secret service is between me and DTJ, that changes things.

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

For the purposes of the question, it'd be without any sort of help from outside sources. You and anyone else who reads this would probably have no problem beating him.

[-] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I used to live down the street from this girl in a motorized scooter thing. Her back was fucked. She loved the nerdiest, weirdest audiobooks. I'd help her pirate them, cause she was on disability and broke AF.

Idk why, but when you say anyone, I think of her just going to town on him with that scooter. This poor, disabled black chick just grinding him into the pavement. We could sell tickets!

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[-] RBWells@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

I am a fit 50-something lady and no I don't think I could beat up the fascist in chief because fat guys have mass on their side. I can think of ways (like the personal protection fighting that gets taught to women) to do enough to run away, but don't underestimate fat guys. They carry all that weight around all the time.

[-] skisnow@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

Yeah I don’t think I could win a fist fight in the sense of Queensbury boxing match, but a regular fight-fight where I can kick his legs out from under him? People that age and weight tend not to handle falls well

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[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 35 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

well its on you TRUCK drivers, if you decide to buy a massive gas guzzler.

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[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago
[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 week ago

Hey, hey Tony!

TONY!

Yeah?

You tired of gargling Trump's balls?

Whasamatterwidyou?

Go fuck your self.

[-] switcheroo@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

The way they fetishize some old gross fat fuck who shits himself and can barely form a coherent sentence is just beyond me...

[-] A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 20 points 1 week ago

Ah yes, Trust The Plan

Q

[-] voidsignal@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

wow. so much wrongness in a single picture

[-] eletes@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 week ago

"No I don't need salt on this boot I lick, it's already flavored with urine"

[-] GraniteM@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago
[-] BewitchedBargain@reddthat.com 11 points 1 week ago

Cause if he blames daddy, he won't be allowed into the ballroom to dance away his gas price worries.

[-] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Well, you see, blaming their felon rapist pedo daddy means they have to blame themselves, and they aren't emotionally/mentally equipped to do that.

[-] sirico@feddit.uk 5 points 1 week ago

Imagine non subsidised cars

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