Jesus is the mascot, Paul is the quarterback, head coach, and general manager.

Most Christians actually worship Paul.

Good

Ooh then have someone describe OCD symptoms and it gets really fun

Obviously

I got a note from Adam Schiff's office yesterday inviting "representatives of grassroots organizations" to a zoom call.

When asked what we could do, he said "find a local group working on issues you care about".

Motherfucker, you invited us here because we are in grassroots organizations!

Democrats are completely fucking useless corporate drones.

They don't, they just throw up whatever the Internet would be most likely to say in that context. That's why they are full of shit.

Yeah if you're cooking breakfast for an 8 year old in that kid's house on Mother's Day, congrats you nominated yourself.

I told one of my friends that I'm being looked at differently in crowds now, and he just said "no you're imagining it".

Many people just do not believe what trans people tell them. At all.

Ready to stop hearing about this dork

No thanks, I'd like an actual progressive for once.

They voted to censure Rep Tlaib for asking that the US stop helping to bomb her family members.

Democrats are fascists with a BLM sticker and a rainbow flag, and they're busy scraping off the rainbow flag.

My brother said something similar "I never shampoo and my hair doesn't stink".

My wife and I informed him that his hair stank, and that we had to launder the pillowcase immediately after he stayed over because it stank up the room and adjacent hallway the day after.

OP got used to his BO, I promise you the people around him know he does not use soap.