Eh I wouldn't take it too seriously, I'm pretty sure it's a play on the whole running joke of "saying something ridiculous, then end it with 'You guys don't seriously believe this right?!?'" type of thing. I've seen many of these greentexts that used that format recently.

It's kinda funny to me because it loosely reminds me of same logic as those old rage comic "troll physics" memes like these:

Disgusting highways and car exhaust fumes, gross no matter where you're from 🤢

I love the fediverse, no matter which way you choose to view it from. As long as PieFed and Lemmy users can see eachothers posts, I don't mind. The last thing we should be doing is dividing ourselves further.

Administering morphine.

I hate myself so much for not saving it when I was buying it at $150 when it was new. I just thought it was a cool and niche privacy currency that you could buy drugs with, not something normies would go crazy over...

Cropped out that iFunny watermark.

Isn't the whole point of the verification checkmark is to make sure nobody impersonate well known people/organizations? I know Twitter eventually turned it into a whole cash grab subscription and ruined the concept, but on most other platforms it isn't treated like some premium subscription and is just a means of knowing who is who.

"I needed it for armor upgrades"

Lmao bro is living in a game!

I'm sure a country full of guns will be just fine with people losing access to basic mental health services. Nope, no problems there!

Oh, good timing. I am trying to switch phone service and bring my unlocked phone to a new carrier, thanks for the heads up! I'll be sure to add Verizon to my shit list.

The way the murderer was all calm and collected after killing her is chilling.

Idk why Netflix is still showing people ads then...