Am I out of touch? No, it's all of society outside of my congregation that's wrong.
That isn't a joke, Christians are deliberately conditioned to believe this.
That's better.
It is really a meme if it doesn't have boomer aspect ratio issues?
Jesus didn't die for good cropping
Jesus didn't die for you, Jesus didn't die for me. Jesus didn't die for the whales named willy that that damn movie keeps trying and failing to set free (someone start playing folk guitar I think I'm onto something here)
Anyway, here's Wonder Wall
Is one of the sins taking a screenshot of a meme to save it but then not cropping it to the right size?
Because jesus definitely does not think that is rad
Buy that kid a year of premium and toss him a joint.
Anyone else tired of the most hateful people you know lecturing you about whats moral?
Preach
Hell yeah brother. Represent.
Wait... Bro, you're punishing him... For doing the things that I do every day? Rock on, dude!
Get out there and stand on the corner with him. Before long, more people will join & soon you'll have a whole crowd of chronic pot-smoking masturbators gathered in solidarity & you can exchange contact info for future smoke & stroke gatherings.
Feed him a stew that makes him go blind for 1 day.
1 day blind stew is the way to go, I can confirm.
1 day blinding stew
I would 💯 give a honk and a 🤙 for the young lad. Lotta life left to live!
I wish I had my shit together as much as this kid does at his age. He's got it figured out.
He is a little young to be doing weed, needs a conversation about its effects on younger minds. As for porn, time for proper sex Ed. no punishment needed, more education needed.
(to be clear the weed take is imo, not fact, do what's best for you)
Make him smoke a whole carton of the reefers and watch every video on the 'Hub', that will show him.
Can't believe I had to scroll down this far for this.
I'm a massage therapist and I'll never forget one particular client 2 years ago had a remarkably muscular right forearm, a twinkle in his eye, and the rest of his body was as muscular as jello.
Now you make him smoke the whole pack of joints and watch all the porn.
"Don't come out of your room until you finish your report on sounding and gaping."
This kid will be alright
An out of control child would not stand out there for 5 hours, he would choke you until you pass out and stop bothering him.
"Out of control" means different things to christo-fascists.
To them, it means 'doesn't do exactly what I say at all times'.
OK, so from a parent/caretaker I get that smoking pot (at home) isn’t maybe a great idea to just let happen, but humiliating the kid in front of everyone is an absolute shitshow. Good thing the passers-by were quite a bit more understanding. And the tossing? As long as it’s not in grandma’s salad.. whatever.
Living his best life.
That punishment turned into free advertising real fast.
Kinda funny but weed nowadays is crazy, not like old weed from a decade ago.
Bro a decade ago was 2016, weed was crazy then too.
We had strains with over 20% THC in the early 90s, now it's barely over 30%. You're making the difference sound more extreme than it is, especially when comparing to just a decade ago.
Comparing weed from the 60s to weed from the 80s, now that's where you will acurally see a crazy difference.
The only major difference that happened in the last decade is that dabbing got wildly popular, but the flower did not change significantly in the last 10 years
I would have sprung for a professionally made sandwich board or spinny sign.
I really hope this guy got some high-fives for his trouble.
What a motherfucking G.
Is this AI? His hand is all fucked up, body proportions seem off and shirt text looks weird
compression and artifacting, not everything is AI.
Plot twist, he was watching auntie femdom porn, where the aunt punishes her nephew. This is his kink.
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