Heehee you're not wrong. Maybe I should've been more specific while stating the obvious: Newborn babies spend most of the day sleeping but wake up frequently & briefly for maintenance needs.

That's fantastic but damn ..are Rhode Islanders extra clumsy & prone to catastrophic bodily damage & constantly in need of hospitals?

Aah I haven't read that one yet. I recall it being popular & highly recommended.

Thank you for understanding. You get it.

I'm reading through all the comments and you seem to be the only one who has acknowledged what this post is actually about.

Everyone else is complaining about the price of pasta sauce.

Sadly It's a bit worse than that and I think we need to pause for a moment of solemnity.

😥 Reminds me of "Of Mice & Men" the devastating ending where Lenny's brother had to kill Lenny because Lenny had become too much trouble & danger to keep around anymore 😞

Was this inspired by this?

To be fair, babies do sleep a lot. But they also wake up a lot. So we've gotta be constantly ready for whatever their vibe is.

Hmm today I learned that asteroids can also be moons! Was it just floating around freely like any other asteroid until it got caught into the orbit of Mars, then got stuck there forever?

I am so tired of political spam texts. Now they're political spam sexts.

Here's what I experienced as a 14-year-old girl in 1989 undergoing general anesthesia:

That is literally the last thing my anesthesiologist said to me 2 seconds before I went under. (No middle finger though.)

In 1989 Bill Cosby was apparently in the height of Quaalude-ing / raping women. Wouldn't become public knowledge scandal until decades later. Seems like my anesthesiologist apparently with a sick sense of humor and mischief, may have known about Bill Cosby's crimes years before it became public knowledge. All these years in retrospect, this has concerned me a bit.