Institutionalized religion always works to protect itself. Christianity is no exception.

CW: SA

Remember Todd Akin's comment on sexual assault?

"It seems to me, from what I understand from doctors, that’s really rare,” Mr. Akin said of pregnancies from rape. “If it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down. But let’s assume that maybe that didn’t work or something: I think there should be some punishment, but the punishment ought to be of the rapist, and not attacking the child.”

Not that it matters if an abortion is requested due to rape or any other reason, but this quote really drives home that it isn't really about protecting children despite that last line: they think all women who get abortions should be punished for being murderous sluts despite all evidence to the contrary.

TRY DOING SQUATS AND HOLDING THEM FOR AS LONG AS POSSIBLE.

I DONT KNOW IF IT WILL HELP YOUR HARDNESS PROBLEM BUT ITS REALLY GOOD FOR TONING YOUR LEGS.

It's pretty shocking, but I can fit 2 Ds in my mouth.

The mod there is always doing that game where he winks about how the Democrats were the slave owners during the civil war, as if the numerous political realignments since then never happened.

I got banned yesterday for posting a speech by Lincoln where he was mocking slavers because they called themselves "conservatives" despite the fact that they wanted to break long-standing prohibitions and push slavery onto the rest of the country.

He apparently didn't appreciate my demonstration that it's always been ideological conservatives who are consistently weirdo fascist losers.

HELL YEAH MAKE IT A SHOW THEY'RE NEVER GONNA FORGET!

BALD IS BEAUTIFUL, BABY! IM SURE YOU WEAR IT WELL!

I ALSO CAN'T HELP BUT NOTICE UR NAME IS THE ANTITHESIS OF MINE.

I HOPE THAT PHILOSOPHY TREATS YOU WELL, DIVERSITY IS OUR STRENGTH AROOOOOOOOOO!!!

Of course.

That's what makes it even worse though: the joke is that Rudy isn't really "molestable", but the old freak goes for it anyway.

And the pièce de résistance is, of course, that he was found to have sexually assaulted at least one woman in a department store.

Yup. Perfectly normal to joke about molesting a woman in a department store.

Right?

That's like asking the fuckin' cops for shrooms.

Even Murphy's law has exceptions!